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Old 12-08-2010, 09:09 AM   #60 (permalink)
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SPOILER!!: So tonight was the Christmas Glee Episode and ... *Squeeeeeeeeeee*
As the title says, tonight was the Christmas Glee episode and it was awesome. LOL Two boys sang 'Baby it's cold outside' and it was the awesome. I've been waiting to see something like that most of my life and to think it's on National Television on one of the most popular shows on TV. It's nice to see good change when there's so much change in the world that isn't so cool.

*wipes tears*

That said ... I'm not replying but ... I love my readers Beautiful Dreamer, and I try to be kind to all of them, without you all I have no story to post really. A writer needs his audience. But if you really want to see me at the top of my game ... *suggests his finest fic for the billionth time* My personal title for it is Love's Whimsical Melancholy whatever I picked for it at the time.

Droo, its so cool you're here LOL If you can imagine the video, Ottery would be running from Teddy who would be singing it because Ottery made him. LOL So, picture this:

Ottery swinging around a pole on a wet city street ... with Teddy behind him carrying all manner of dangerous implements of destruction and revenge. Otty spots him and runs ... still singing. Teddy follows. Explosions ensue.


Conners, I love long replies *hint* and Dobby's resume prior to Hogwarts (The subject of my next fic I'm sure LOL mind you post Human Nature, so it's along way away) would read like this:

Dobby MI6 agent
Dobby back up singer for Wham!
Dobby Dj
Dobby mecha and car repair elf
Dobby Santa's elf

But that's only what I can disclose right now ... LOL

Balls are fun ... especially costume balls but this is an adventure fic ... from a romance fic LOL My but how things change, no? But now onto this story no? Let's see what my warped mind comes up with now


YouTube - Will Vinton's Claymation Christmas 1 of 3

Here we come a-wassailing
Among the leaves so green,
Here we come a-wand'ring
So fair to be seen.
Love and joy come to you,
And to you your wassail, too,
And God bless you, and send you
A Happy New Year,
And God send you a Happy New Year.

~I have no clue who, but its The Wassail song & it's old so out of copyright


The left leaning abandoned tower of Ottery St. Catchpole on Hogwart's grounds

Ottery paced back and forth across the long wide window of the tower that overlooked the castle and the lake. The giant squid locked away beneath the icy surface of the lake could be seen as a large dark shape underneath the frozen ice.

Teddy was opening a large wooden cupboard which housed his multiple implements of destruction. Every form of fire arm, shoulder mounted canons, sacks of cannon balls, black fused cannonballs, shuriken, knives, swords and other weapons of such horrible magical power that if Dumbledore were aware of them he would have had to destroy them. Some of them would have made Voldemort blush.

Tiffany walked in, minus the cheerleading outfit.

Ottery turned to look at her, hands behind his back he stood in the quiet
dark of night an imposing figure. Tiffany sucked her breath in and suddenly realized why it was in times of great peril that great men like Dumbledore and Santa Claus and the president would call on someone like Ottery St. Catchpole. The poor fool had no idea that he could fail. It was not arrogance so much as blunt determination to win in spite of all the odds, no matter what. That and credible deniability should anything and everything go broken.

"Well?" the dark haired boy asked.

"Batman said, no, Ottery. He can't help us," Tiffany replied.

"Likely it's business with the Justice League, something cosmic or world endangering," the boy said to Teddy who had a wicked smile on his face and more weapons on his body than most muggle armies.

Tiffany remarked, "Uhm, no. He said he's sore because Santa picked you and that if you ever call him again on the Batphone he's going to come get you because he can't change his phone number. It's too important to change. And he says you still owe him for that Batmobile you crashed in Tokyo joy riding with Robin, Kid Flash and Supeboy."

A blushing Ottery waved his hand, "And the others?"

"Superman says hi, Ma wants you to go to the farm and visit but no. He'll jump in and save Christmas at the last minute if you manage somehow to mess this all up. Inspector Gadget is on holiday. Edward Cullen is unreachable, The Avengers wont take your calls anymore, the Easter Bunny is hibernating, Voldemort said he's going to hex you ..." and so it went on.

The little white cat purred and rubbed itself on Ottery's pant legs.

"Stop that Socrates, its tickling me," the boy remarked.

"Would you rather I did this?" where the cat had been standing now stood a white haired boy with cat ears and a swishing cat tail and not much else running his finger down Ottery's cheek.

Ottery shrieked, Teddy fired off a bomb and Tiffany knocked the boys down while the explosion rocked the tower.

Rocks came tumbling down into the courtyard as three cloaked figures walked across the courtyard towards the tower.

"Oh my god!" Hermione screamed. "Do you think they're in trouble? Someone's attacked?"

Luna looked up puzzled, "More likely someone made Teddy mad or Otty fired off his wand by accident." Ron and Hermione looked at her. "It happens more often than most wizards admit."

The sound of clattering feet behind them revealed Neville Longbottom. Luna smiled at him and the boy blushed. Ron and Hermione led the way.

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