AJ sat and quickly scribbled notes, then went up and took a vial of cleaning solution. on her way back she saw a boy coughing and trying to get water, so she looked around, didn't see a cup and shruggged, "aguamenti-ing" some water into his mouth. she then looked down at herself and realized she was just as dirty as the rest, from the vacuum accident. she heard RAve's question and Branxtons answer and poured a bit on her hands and began to rub it on her arms and any other skin visible, her face and neck, and then rubbed some into her robes as well, smiling as she got a bit cleaner.

Phoebe smiling as AJ poured water into a boys mouth realised herself her robes and face was filthy. She finally had an excuse to go swimming in the lake even though it would be freezing. She rubbed a bit of the solution on herself and began cleaning again at her slowly lightening desk.

Jacques was glad for the water the slytherin girl had poured into his mouth, but he was stuck between choking on dust and drowning in water. When the girl had stopped, he swallowed quickly and stood up, shaking his robes a bit to try and dislodge the rest of the dust.

He only wished there was a way to get the dust out of his airways.

Alicia silently scribbled down notes, while listening to the three professors talking. She had laughed her head off at the vacuum incident. But, she was now smothered with dust, as she was sitting at the front. She laughed a little, and took her water bottle out, after taking agulp, she secretly poured some over her face, and her robes a littl,e and put it back. She was now drenched, and got a hankerchief to wipe the water off her face, and to dry up the water ion her robes at least a little.

katie was brushing all the dust of of her robes coz they were dusty and all dirty. she didnt like it so she was brushing it franticly. after katie brushed the dust of she got a small drink to get all the dust out of there. She asked alicia "if she was alright?"from the dust and dirt.

Alicia nodded and smiled at katie, who she didnt notie was sitting next to her. She waved and then sighed, all this dust would nearl be unwashable. "Should we try the cleaning solutions to get all this dust and grime off?" she asked the professors.

Katie was glad that alicia was good but katie still had dust in her mouth so she had another drink. she over herd alicia's question and was trying to listen to the professor but there was alot of people trying to clean themselves. Katie asked the proffessor " how do i et rid of the dust and dirt its not coming of?"

Patrick sitting far back in the room had avoided getting messy. He laughed inwardly at the people covered in dirt. Then he tested out Mrs. Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover on his shoes which had unavoidably become dirty from going up to the front of the room.

Aliica nodded fiercly at Katie, rolling her eyes a little. Then she stood up, and grabbed some cleaning solutions, Alicia noticed the familiar Mrs. Scowlers All-Purpose Magical Mess remover, which she used at home. She sat back down, an dshowed katie it, and then grabbed a clean hankerchief, and started rubbing it on her shoes. Then she looked up at her robes, and put a little on their to add to the water. A stinging sensation seared throuh her body, she was still dirty, full of mess remover and water, and she was still somewhat wet. She sighed. Alicia wanted to get out of this class to wash her robes, go to the shower, and have a Swim in the Lake. She looked up at the stunned professors.

Celestina stood up and walking towards Professor Branxton she seized a bottle of the cleaning lotion. She headed back to her desk not before frowning at both Professor Branxton and Professor AMMZ. Sure, they had saved them from the Man-Sucking Vacuum Cleaner of Doom but now they had to clean even more. What kind of class was this? 101 Ways On How To Be A House Elf?

Staring at the bottle, utter confusion etched into every inch of her face, she turned to Fran and Nik who were sitting behind her for guidance?

"So, just dump the whole thing on the table?" She asked them, although she hoped anyone who had heard would answer.

Anyone with a reasonable answer that is.

Jenna had a slight fear of vacuums now.

Professor Branxton had to try very hard in order to refrain from rolling his eyes at the complete absurdity which was the students' so-called 'intelligence'. He had just answered the question as to whether or not the magical mess remover worked on skin and another student repeated the question. He would not answer again. And then, there were the students who had to ask how to get dirt off of themselves. It made him wonder what in Merlin's name their parents had been doing not to teach them how to take a bath or use soap and water to lean their hands or tht clothing is laundered. He took a deep, steadying breath, then addressed the class. "I know it may be difficult to understand but, the dirt which is covering the classroom is just normal dirt. That means that a simple shower and laundering of your clothes will clean the mess up off of yourselves. There is no special remedy required. I surely hope that each of you are at least capable of bathing with soap and water and removing your clothing for the house elves to clean," he said, pausing so that the slow students could digest the information before moving onward. "Now, it seems that you are at a loss at how to use this magical mess remover so, I will perform a simple demonstration upon my own desk."

He strode over to his dust-covered desk, removed a hankerchief from withinhis robes, and sprayed some of the Magical Mess Remover onto his desk. He then proceeded to wipe the desk with the cloth, revealing the shining surface below the dirt. After the entire top of the desk was clean, he stood up and looked at the class. "It is as simple as that. I would experiment on a more difficult stain but, it seems we need to start out without simple tasks since your parents don't seem to have shown you how to clean."

Jen wondered what would come next. Hopefully not an insane bottle of Windex or something. She laughed to herself at the thought of a bottle of Windex zooming around the room and exploding...

Kalaya had just returned to her seat, when Professor Branxton explained how to wash the dirt off of themselves, and demonstrated how to use the product. She couldn't help but smile at the fact that others thought that a simple shower wouldn't clean them off. Quietly she sprayed some of the solution onto her desk and used a handkerchief to wipe the desk. A smile spread over her face at the sight of something actually being clean. As she waited to continue she looked at the potion that was in the bottle. It worked basically like Windex did, as well as other muggle cleaners.

Patrick shook with silent laughter as Professor Branxton admonished the other students. He took out a handkercheif and sprayed some of the Mes Remover on it and wiped his desk.

eliza took out a handkercheif and sprayed the mess Remover on the desk and wiped it clean.eliza was laughing inside at the people who thought a shower wouldn't work.

"Great, more cleaning," she muttered. She pulled out a plain rag that she kept in her robes and sprayed some mess remover onto her desk. With a sigh, she began to rub absently at the dirt that covered her desk. However, she wasn't really paying attention to it. Instead she was staring off at the front of the class with a glazed look in her eyes.

Alicia nearly laughed at professor Branxton for one dangerous moment, she had been taught how to clean just perfectly. She took out her hankerchief, and the Magical mess remover, and then sprayed her desk, and wiped all the dust away, for a mi nute or two. She scrubbed hard, and smoothly and in a few mi nutes, the desk was absolutely, spotlessly clean. Then she looked up at the Professor.

Rose sneezed quite loudly. All the dust was aggravating her long dormant allergies. She grabbed a cloth and some of the magical cleaner. She looked at the bottle. How can a cleaner be magical? What could make it better than any of the muggle stuff? she thought. She sprayed some of the solution onto her cloth and pressed it on the surface. She moved it around her desk. She looked and saw a shining surface where the cleaner had met the dirt. She was completely shocked at how effective this cleaner was. After spraying some more on the desk and lightly rubbing with the cloth, the entire desk was spotless.

Rose had a thought and raised her hand. "Um...Professors? I know wizards prefer to remain isolated from muggles, but why would it be necessary to withhold a very helpful cleaning solution. It isn't obviously magical, and some muggleborns could really help the non-magical society. What is in this that makes it any more than what muggles can make?"

Rose got very timid, she knew that Professor Mao-Macdougal might take offense at her question and began a series of wry insults on her intelligence.

"That is something we will cover in our next lesson when we will be brewing a simple cleaning solution. These solutions can be used to clean up mundane messes such as the dirt on your desks as well as other, more stubborn, messes caused by magical means. We are using them to clean up simple messes just for the demonstration but, that does not mean they have other uses. Muggles would not be able to brew such solutions and disclosing such solutions to the muggle public would constitute a breach in the Code for Magical Secrecy," Professor Branxton patiently explained.

AJ laughed a bit at Branxtons explanation of taking a shower. she so desperately wanted to raise her hand and ask of him what she should do if she doesn't know how to take a shower, but decided against it. instead she just rubbed the cleaning solution into her robes and it was automatically clean. she smiled and then sat back down at her desk.

Alicia stared at Branxton, and then nodded, as if mutated by a robot. There was something about Professor Branxton that was unfond. She then rubbed the cleaning solution on her robes, and magically they were immediately clean and spotless. She set in a strong smile, a sshe was mostly clean now. She had an urgent temptation to take a shower though.

Phoebe smiled to herself at Braxtons explanation of cleaning. She turned back to her almost cleaned desk and sprayed one last spray of the liquid, gave a small rub with the cloth and saw a gleaming desk where a few seconds ago was a very dirty one.

Sara was laughing hard silently. She looked up as Braxton continued talking about cleaning. She made one last wipe on her desk and examined it. It looked perfect. She stared down at her reflection in the now gleaming desk and screwed up her face in concentration and changed her eye color from brown to acid green and stifled yet another giggle.

Jordan took out her cleaning solution, sprayed it on her desk and wiped it off. She shine was incredible. She sat her solution down and waited for what would be next.