You know you're evil, don't you? =p

I'll try to update soon, but I have other stuff to do right now. Like RP with you. But, on an FF-wise brighter note, I managed to edit the first post of this thread, and link in all the ficlets. Also, most of the ficlets now have their own, pretty banners. Click here to see one! [All credit goes to the awesome RoRoRawrr <BanaBatGirl on SS> and her awesome Batcave, of course. <3

EDIT :: Page three! Wow, this is nice. =DD
-hugs my AWESOME readers-

Yes, I do


And yes, we need to RP So I'll let it slide... this time

Updating. ^^

A warning, though: If you're looking for the least bit of sense, the coming ficlet is NOT the thing you should read. It's ridiculously out-of-character, nowhere even near canon, and if Jo ever made the HP characters act the way they act in my next ficlet, I would honestly have a massive heart attack.

Bottom line? Enjoy.

If Cats Can Eat Spiders, Anything is Possible
Mood; Cheerful.


Harry [planted in front of a forty-two inch television screen]: This show is boring.

Ginny [peeking out from the bedroom door]: It’s a commercial, Potter, not a television show. Get a life, weirdo.

Harry: You can’t call me that!

Ginny [pretending to gag]: Says who, Potter?

Harry [furious]: I – I – we’re married! We have six children!

Ginny [rolling her eyes]: Ten, actually.

Harry [surprised]: Really? Who was the last?

Ginny: LilyLunaJamesSiriusAlbusSeverusNevilleIII Potter.

Harry [even more surprised]: Wow! That’s a long name. Who chose it?

Ginny: You, you duffer.

Harry: You can’t call me that!

Ginny: Well, guess what, Potter? I’ve just decided I can. Besides, I’m leaving you and this house, anyway. *hitches an expensive bag over her shoulder*

Harry [ -jawdrop- ]: WHAT? You have GOT to be kidding me, Weasley! You can’t just walk out on me! Besides, who's going to feed HarryPotterIIWhoRocksMySocksLykWhoa? *points to a very fat cat sitting on top of the TV set, who is chewing a quill, and has a ribbon reading "HarryPotterIIWhoRocksMySocksLykWhoa" round his neck*

Ginny: Guess you'll have to feed HarryPotterIIWhoRocksMySocksLykWhoa and HarryPotterIIIWhoRocksMySocksEvenMore by yourself from now on, Potter. [She glances at the corner of the lounge, where a tall lamp stands, a tag reading "HarryPotterIIIWhoRocksMySocksEvenMore" attached to it.]

Harry: No way, huzzayy! Like I said, Weasley, you can’t just walk out on me!

Ginny: Well, I'm about to do just that, aren’t I?

Harry: But – but – but your mother’s going to beat me up if you go back to her! And HarryPotterIIWhoRocksMySocksLykWhoa likes to bite me when you're not around!

Ginny [rolling her eyes]: Don’t be stupid, Potter, I’m not going to go back to my mother. And HarryPotterIIWhoRocksMySocksLykWhoa is only going to bite you when he's hungry - which he is every ten minutes.

Harry [relieved]: Oh good, that means I don't have to worry about being bitten too often, then. Where are you going, anyway? –grabs remote and begins to surf happily through the channels-

Ginny: I’m running off with Dean Thomas, of course.

Harry [dropping the remote]: WHAT? You can’t! You can’t, Weasley, that makes him sound better than me! And everyone knows I’m the best, I’m the Boy Who Lived, I’m the Chosen One!

Ginny: Cut the crap, Potter. I have a Thomas to run off with.

Harry: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

[Enter Dean. He looks immaculately clean, and is wearing expensive, blue robes. His hair is a little tousled, but otherwise looks perfect. Harry glares at him.]

Harry: You’re running off with that?

Ginny [nose in the air]: If a “that” is better than you, you can only imagine what you must be like, Potter.

Harry: You can’t do this to me, you can’t, YOU CAN’T! [turns to HarryPotterIIWhoRocksMySocksLykWhoa ] WHY IS SHE DOING THIS TO ME? [turns to Dean] WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?

Dean: Err.... Because I’m pretty and I can?

Harry: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! [Grabs HarryPotterIIWhoRocksMySocksLykWhoa and begins to shake the cat. The cat responds by biting him, really hard.] Owww! The cat killed me, the cat killed me!

Ginny [ignoring Harry]: Come along now, kids. Daddy Dean and I are going to buy y’all nice butterbeers. [Nine red-haired and one black-haired kids immediately began to follow her towards Dean.]

Harry: Nuuuuuuuuuu! *grabs at a kid* You! You don’t want to leave, do you? You want to watch the shampoo show with me, don’t you? Don’t you?

Little boy: It’s a commercial, ex daddy Potter, not a TV show.

Harry: Who cares what it is? I’m the boy who lived! I! I! I! –begins to chant “I, I, I” in a loud voice–

Little boy: Cut it out, Potter, you’re hurting my ears!

Dean [smirking and looking extremely smexy]: Let’s go, lovelies. Daddy Dean is going to buy you all nice, warm butterbeers. We all love Daddy Dean, don’t we now?

Kids, in one voice: Yes, we dooooo!

Harry: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Come back, come back, come back! –begins to run around the room in circles, while pulling at his hair-

[Dean and Ginny walk out of the door. The one black-haired and nine red-haired children follow them as Harry continues to run about. At the door, the black-haired boy pauses.]

Harry [stops running, and hopefully]: You’re staying?

Kid [shaking his head, no]: Nope.

Harry: Then?

Kid: Your wig just fell off.


{The End}

But ... I mean ... he's the chosen one Ginny?

maybe from this angle ...

oh ...

HAHAHAHAHA I dunno if it's 'cause I have a fever or what but... I found that really funny

Sorry, I couldn't help writing it. You understand, don't you? xDD
Should I consider that a compliment?
It was supposed to be funny, you Wifey, you.

-eats you- xDD

I dunno anymore, Maxie

So does this mean you are back on MSN? lolol
BWAHHA Nevermind

oh..lol..xD.. I never ever think that Ginny and Harry has 10 children with names that totally sucks..xD..

-dies from laughing-

-pokes you-

I made my Wenz laugh! YAY!

xDD

I Loved it Maxie,
It made me giggle
Nice cat name

PAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSSS <333

LOLOL!
That's all I got to say. haha!!
Jess

MAXIE!! I reread it again today and I loved it just as much haha

Thanks, luff. ^^

Thanks again. I was trying to show Harry with an inflated ego. xD
I'll take that as a compliment.
Tee hee. I think that means it might be funny, after all. xP

-hugs y'all-

Seriously Ginny, with the whole leaving Harry ... Yeah, I don't think so. I know a few people who would be ready to fill in your position.

Neways, yeah Maxie ... w00t your shorts pwn, so give us more. And thank you for all your sweet words at my fic, you're the bestest ever.

And don't worry about the request ... but seriously, Ginny leaving Harry for Dean ... NOooooooooooooooooooooooooo Dean was meant for someone else ...

Ginny: He wears a wig, end of story.
Thank youuu. ^^ And no problem about the comments, you deserve them, OttySt. [I love that name, by the way. It's sweet. ]
Whoooo?

yes, Maxie.. you made your Wenz laugh

post more SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

xD

I'm glad, Wenzter.
I'll try to update today. If not, then tomorrow.

Stick around.

Yay..

hmm, another nickname for me?

Dee Dee: Wenzel-luff

Daffy: Wenzie poo

Ashlie: Wenny

Pooja: Binder Paper

and Maxieeee: Wenzter...

xD...LOL

-Waits for another update-

^^ Haha, so awesome. And where did you come up with the name "HarryPotterIIWhoRocksMySocksLykWhoa"??? SOOO amazing! And I didn't get to respond to the last post, so I'm just gonna say that you made killing Dean sound like the coolest poetry. *sigh* I wish I could write like you!!! PAMS! Pleaz!!! PAMS!!!!!!!!

lovelovelove, Christine

I need inspiration, Chloererz, throw some at me!
Thank you, glad to know you liked it, luff. ^^ The naming was pretty random -- I was just writing, and the words seemed to type themselves. I didn't really have to think about it. =D
Thank youu. I love poetry, and am a bit of a poetess, so that comment meant a lot to me. IloveyouLOADS. <3

xD.. inspirations..hmm, you're readers and friends who loves you ..

Thanks for the suggestion, Wenzter. ^^ I think I finally know what to write my next short about. Which means y'all can expect more soon.

yay..haha..that's great, I really want MOARRRRR