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Hiii! It's Lily and I've tried before to do drabbles but have never finished. Grr. And this time I'm determined to finish. So I've chosen my ULTIMATE favourite canon couple Hermione and Ron. *so excited* Some of them Hermione and Ron aren't together but fancy eachother and are flirty. Some others one's they're fighting. Others they are in relationships...just not with eachother. And my favourites they're together. I tried to make them humorous...but I think I might have failed. I hope you all enjoy them as much as I enjoyed writing them.

Disclaimer: I do not own the wizarding world of Harry Potter. And I don't own Hermione, Ron or any other characters mentioned in these drabbles.


Purple = finished drabbles.


6/100 Drabbles Complete!

1. Herbology 2. Muggle Studies 3. Transfiguration 4. Ancient Runes 5. Astronomy 6. Divination 7. Care of Magical Creatures 8. Potions 9. Defense Against the Dark Arts 10. Arithmancy 11. History of Magic 12. Charms 13. Quidditch 14. Hogwarts, A History 15. Room 16. Dragonhide gloves 17. Cauldron 18. Whomping Willow 19. Wand 20. Hogsmeade 21. Veela 22. Kneazle 23. Telescope 24. House elf 25. Sorting Hat 26. Quill 27. Owl 28. Timeturner 29. Pensieve 30. Feast 31. Dress robes 32. Common room 33. Classroom 34. Parseltongue 35. Pureblood 36. Muggle 37. Animagus 38. Patronus 39. Duel 40. Spell 41. Thestrals 42. Portraits 43. Headmaster 44. Ford Anglia 45. Licorice Wand 46. Dungeon 47. Portkey 48. Leprechaun 49. Yule Ball 50. Boggart 51. Act 52. Bore 53. Chase 54. Dare 55. Egg on 56. Fight 57. Goblin 58. Hoot 59. Ignore 60. Joke 61. Kiss 62. Amortentia 63. Mooch 64. Nap 65. Ooze 66. Pace 67. Quell 68. Roar 69. Slap 70. Spook 71. Untie 72. Vex 73. Warn 74. X-tinguish 75. Yodel 76. Zap 77. Cheerful 78. author's choice 79. author's choice 80. author's choice 81. Depression 82. Careful 83. Fearful 84. Angry 85. Snappish 86. Daring 87. Staircase 88. Sweet Tooth 89. Past 90. Present 91. Future 92. Chocolate 93. Chicken 94. Allergic 95. Snowball 96. Socks 97. Dictionary 98. Pajamas 99. Trunk 100. Homework

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100. Homework

“You're Distracting me!”

“Ron,” Hermione frowned, “I'm trying to do my homework.” She was on her Christmas break, attempting to do her homework.

“You really wanna do homework?”

“Yes, I want to get my N.E.W.Ts so I can go to the Ministry.” Ron rolled his eyes.
Life was easy enough for him at the moment. Hermione went back to writing her essay and Ron continued to kissing her neck. “RONALD!”

“What?” he asked innocently.

“You're distracting me!” “Oh am I?” “Yes.” He continued to kiss her.

--“I was never good at homework...”

54. Dare

“Don't Poke the Dragon Ronniekins!”

“I dare you Ron!” Dean hissed in his ear. “Just, say the spell.”

“She'll kill me!” “She's not even looking!” Dean was starting to get frustrated. “Fine.” He lifted his wand and shouted “Levicorpu-” Hermione spun around and shouted, “Stupefy!” Ron squealed and fell, now frozen. Hermione laughed and un-stupified him.
The tips of his ears went scarlet as he stood up.

The twins laughed at their younger brother. “Ickle Ronniekins, don't you know if you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon!”

---Ron really wished he knew that earlier.

98. Pajamas


Hermione was going into her sixth year at Hogwarts and she was staying at the burrow. It was late at night but Ginny and herself were still up, talking.

“Dean's starting to annoy me-” “SHHH! Do you here that?” Ginny paled when they heard a crash. “Someone's in the house!”

They took out their wands and crept down stairs to find Ron buried under pots and pans.

“I was just getting a drink of water.” Ginny laughed and left while Hermione stared at Ron.

“What?”

Hermione held back laughter.

--“I love your pajamas.”

88. Sweet Tooth


Ron sniggered as he walked over to Hermione who was studying. He had a sweet tooth himself and had tried them. BIG MISTAKE.

It was one of the twins' sweets. Burning Up Bon-Bons. They were seriously spicy. “Hi Hermione.” She narrowed her eyes and glared at him. “Yes Ronald?”

“You want a sweet?”

She sighed, he wouldn't leave her alone till she took it. She stared at the boy who she deffinetly didn't like.

“Why not?” She took the sweet and popped it in her mouth.

Ron waited, biting his lip to stop laughing.

Hermione sniffed, annoyed. “Tangy.”

--So unfair.

27. Owl

“Run...while you can.”

“Ron! Shut the damn bird up.” Ron glared at the bushy haired girl. “I'm trying.” Stupid owl.

He hooted and swooped down and landed on Hermione's head. She let out an uncharacteristic squeal. “Stay still, 'Mione.” Hermione whimpered as Ron lifted up the first heavy book he could find and - “Ron, no!” shouted Harry – swung.

Whack! Hermione could feel the bump swelling on her head and Pig flew up, squawking, scared out of his life.

Ron paled. He hit Hermione.

She smiled and said too calmly, “Run...while you can.”

--Oh Dear Merlin.

91. Future


Hermione was pregnant with her second child and she was feeling particularly hormonal today.

She sat sulking, glaring at her chubby ankles. Ron had messed up her life. And now she would never have her figure back again.

The door to their house opened and Ron and Rose came in.

Hermione scowled. He should have stayed away. She was seriously annoyed with him.

She stood up. “Ron!” He came in. “Yeah?”

“Do I look fat to you?” Ron hesitated. “Not really.”

“WHAT?! YOU HORRIBLE GIT! YOU'RE NEVER TOUCHING ME AGAIN.”

Ron flinched, scared.

--Oops.