100. Homework

“You're Distracting me!”

“Ron,” Hermione frowned, “I'm trying to do my homework.” She was on her Christmas break, attempting to do her homework.

“You really wanna do homework?”

“Yes, I want to get my N.E.W.Ts so I can go to the Ministry.” Ron rolled his eyes.
Life was easy enough for him at the moment. Hermione went back to writing her essay and Ron continued to kissing her neck. “RONALD!”

“What?” he asked innocently.

“You're distracting me!” “Oh am I?” “Yes.” He continued to kiss her.

--“I was never good at homework...”

54. Dare

“Don't Poke the Dragon Ronniekins!”

“I dare you Ron!” Dean hissed in his ear. “Just, say the spell.”

“She'll kill me!” “She's not even looking!” Dean was starting to get frustrated. “Fine.” He lifted his wand and shouted “Levicorpu-” Hermione spun around and shouted, “Stupefy!” Ron squealed and fell, now frozen. Hermione laughed and un-stupified him.
The tips of his ears went scarlet as he stood up.

The twins laughed at their younger brother. “Ickle Ronniekins, don't you know if you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon!”

---Ron really wished he knew that earlier.

98. Pajamas


Hermione was going into her sixth year at Hogwarts and she was staying at the burrow. It was late at night but Ginny and herself were still up, talking.

“Dean's starting to annoy me-” “SHHH! Do you here that?” Ginny paled when they heard a crash. “Someone's in the house!”

They took out their wands and crept down stairs to find Ron buried under pots and pans.

“I was just getting a drink of water.” Ginny laughed and left while Hermione stared at Ron.

“What?”

Hermione held back laughter.

--“I love your pajamas.”

88. Sweet Tooth


Ron sniggered as he walked over to Hermione who was studying. He had a sweet tooth himself and had tried them. BIG MISTAKE.

It was one of the twins' sweets. Burning Up Bon-Bons. They were seriously spicy. “Hi Hermione.” She narrowed her eyes and glared at him. “Yes Ronald?”

“You want a sweet?”

She sighed, he wouldn't leave her alone till she took it. She stared at the boy who she deffinetly didn't like.

“Why not?” She took the sweet and popped it in her mouth.

Ron waited, biting his lip to stop laughing.

Hermione sniffed, annoyed. “Tangy.”

--So unfair.

27. Owl

“Run...while you can.”

“Ron! Shut the damn bird up.” Ron glared at the bushy haired girl. “I'm trying.” Stupid owl.

He hooted and swooped down and landed on Hermione's head. She let out an uncharacteristic squeal. “Stay still, 'Mione.” Hermione whimpered as Ron lifted up the first heavy book he could find and - “Ron, no!” shouted Harry – swung.

Whack! Hermione could feel the bump swelling on her head and Pig flew up, squawking, scared out of his life.

Ron paled. He hit Hermione.

She smiled and said too calmly, “Run...while you can.”

--Oh Dear Merlin.

91. Future


Hermione was pregnant with her second child and she was feeling particularly hormonal today.

She sat sulking, glaring at her chubby ankles. Ron had messed up her life. And now she would never have her figure back again.

The door to their house opened and Ron and Rose came in.

Hermione scowled. He should have stayed away. She was seriously annoyed with him.

She stood up. “Ron!” He came in. “Yeah?”

“Do I look fat to you?” Ron hesitated. “Not really.”

“WHAT?! YOU HORRIBLE GIT! YOU'RE NEVER TOUCHING ME AGAIN.”

Ron flinched, scared.

--Oops.