The return to Hogwarts was uneventful. Snape took over Flitwick's job as driver of the bus, and he was not doing it as what is expected. They nearly ran to the edge of a cliff before Dumbledore said, "Hold on to the bus! Portus Omnibus" All of them felt like they were grabbed by their ears [Yes, ears. Not navels.] and after counting to ten, they arrived inside the Quidditch field.
While they were going down the bus, each of them sporting a reddish ear, Harry began to blabber. "Quidditch field... Seeker, Beater, Chaser, Keeper, Snitch, Quaffle, Goal Post, Bludger, etc. etc."
Cho passed by, stood in front of Harry and afterwards, a loud SMACK was heard. Harry fell to the ground while Hermione charged to Cho.
"Why did you do that?!?!"
"Nothing, I just wanted to touch him... in an evil way!"
As Cho went away, Hermione went to Harry and helped him to stand up. Harry began to blabber away, again... "Thanks, Hermione, friend, Gryffindor, Muggle, Witch, Prefect, Miss Know-it-all, etc. etc."
Luna passed by, stood in front of Harry, and slapped him once more.
But this time, it didn't affect him. Luna then asked, "What happened to him?"
Hermione replied, "It seems like Harry was hexed by the Evil Eliters, because we angered them yesterday. Apparently, nothing has happened to me, yet."
And when she turned her back, Luna tried desperately not to laugh as she saw feathers protruding out of Hermione's...[Okay... next Scene...]
Everybody was too tired to attend the Start of Term feast so the elves decided to go on strike when no one ate their prepared food. Fred and George, hoping to sneak some food, learned about this and became devastated. They then decided to just do a prank.
"Let's put dungbombs in McGonagall's office," George suggested.
"But she's resigned!"
"Oh, yeah... But anyways, all the more reason to do it there."
Peeves just happened to pass by. He bowed down to them and said, "Good evening, my masters. Now, what would two fine gentlemen be doing in such an odd place?"
"We were just talking about some things, is all..." George said. He then began to think while Fred summoned a candle and put it on top of George. When Fred lighted the candle, George exclaimed, "I got it!!! Could you do a bit of favor for us, Peeves? We want you to put dungbombs on McGonagall's office..."
Oh, no, my masters. I must decline..." But before he could continue, the twins went down on their knees and begged. And then Peeves continued, "Nothing that you say would persuade me. I have given up on my bad ways since I promised Poppy that I’d marry her. Sorry, you have to do it yourselves. Good day." And he left the distraught twins who just decided to go back to their commons.
As they reached the corridor that lead to the portrait hole, they met Malfoy, who was wearing "Spongebob-Squarepants” pj’s .
“Hey, you little git, what are you doing here?”
“Yes, my dear…” Draco replied.
“Huh? What’s wrong with you?”
“What’s yours is mine, pudding…”
“He’s so mental!!! “Chiller Kickens” Fred said. [The narrator was pleased by the password.]
Fred and George entered, and because they were in deep conversation, whilst the Fat Lady is eagerly listening, they didn’t realize Malfoy had entered.
Draco climbed the stairs to the girls’ dormitories and since he climbed by tiptoeing, the stairs didn’t realize his presence and thought it was another girl.
He entered the room to find Ginny awake and reviewing FF’s made by other Eliters. He went near her and said, “Miss me, my love?”
“Huh? Malfoy?!?! How did you?!?!”
And suddenly, Draco moved forward and kissed her. It was so loud that Hermione decided to wake up.
“Ewww… Gross…” Ginny wiped her mouth with a piece of parchment. [Oh, no!!! That’s my story]
“Well, I wouldn’t recommend it anyway…” she said.
[“Alright, that’s it… This is the last time for you to appear on my story. I’ll include you again if the dare needs you.]
“Fine!!! Suit yourself!!!”
Hermione replied, “Hello!!! The story!!! [Okay, it’s you now. But then, I also wonder why I’m in the girls’ dorm…] Hermione said, to Ginny, “But I thought you liked Malfoy and wanted to marry the scumbag?”
“Me??? No way??? Who gave you that idea." She then pushed Malfoy as she was looking at me suspiciously. Malfoy fell down and stood up a few minutes, puzzled.
“Where am I? Hey, what are you doing here?”
“Hello!!! This is our dorm!!! How come you don’t know where you are???” Hermione raised an eyebrow, [Kinda like Cass’ former Cinderella avvy] then she said, “Aha, You were sleepwalking, not only that, you were sleep talking, too!!! I’m telling on you!!!”
“Don’t you ever say a word, Hermione. Hmm… Perhaps your just jealous that it wasn’t you who I kissed.”
“In your dreams, Draco.”
Afterwards, Draco stormed out of the dormitories and went to wherever he belongs. Hermione thought to herself, even though I heard it, “It was not in your dreams, it’s in my dreams…” And she quivered, much like Helga from “Hey! Arnold!”

The next morning, Hermione went to the Great Hall and decided to tell everyone what happened last night.
“Guys, guess what!!! Draco sneaked into our common room last night!!! He also…” But someone distracted her. She saw Ron, in front of the Staff table, kneeling in front of that huge girl from Slytherin, Milicent Bulstrode. He took out a ring and exclaimed, “Mili, will you marry me?”
Gasps, applauds and disgusted sounds were heard from around. Suddenly, b2m rushed in and approached the couple.
“You cannot marry this blunder head. He’s mine!!! Pure and simple!!! And more importantly, no one can share my dear Phillip with anybody!!!” And she dragged Ron out of the Great Hall.
Harry began to blabber away. “That was amazing, fun, awesome, exciting, suspenseful, wonderful, etc. etc.”
[The narrator is getting tired of Harry’s nonsense so he decided to take him out of this story.]
Hermione sighed. “Thanks, Edge. He was getting pretty annoying.”
[No problem, Herm…]
As she sat down, she noticed that there were only donuts and coffee on the table. “Huh? Where’s breakfast? I mean, real food?”
Neville said. “Elves on strike. Dumbledore had no choice but to put dementors as temp cooks. Horrible, I tell you…”
Just then, two dementors in pink tights entered the Great Hall carrying butterbeer. Neville stood up, feeling bold, while others began to faint. He said, “Oy! What are you two doing here? Get back to the kitchens! Expecto Patronum” And a herd of pink flamingoes with tacky leg warmers [A perfect match to the pink tights, don’t you think? And I personally believe that silver is so last season.] shot out of his wand and scared Bill and Bob away.
Dumbledore stood up from the staff table and applauded, “Very good, Neville. I was about to take care of them myself without using hostility but as you see, Snape and I are in a gruesome battle of thumbs. As for your noble deed, I grant you a trip to the Caribbean.”
So Neville went to the Caribbean and he chose Harry and Hermione to go with him. During their stay, they met Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann on a local drugstore. And for Harry and Hermione, they were fortunate enough to find a voodoo witch who got rid of the curses inflicted upon them. [Questions? Refer to my last story.]

Ooc’s: Bill and Bob are not mine, even though they rock, because they belong to “Her Evil Dealy-ness” Zy. Pictures are courtesy of b2m; check it here...
The trip to the Caribbean belonged to another dare, I can’t remember whom, and I just added it for happy endings.
Thanks again to Cassirin for my “Pink Flamingoes in Tacky Leg Warmers” army. I’m touched by how evilly kind you are.


CatDGame's dare:
1. A main character {male} must give a wedding ring to a girl from Slytherin.
2. Someone must then object to this marriage by saying " You cannot marry this Blunder head.
3. Malfoy must sleep walk into Gryffindor girls’ dormitory and kiss Hermione or any other Gryffindor girl on the lips.
4. Dementors must come to Hogwarts and Neville must perform a full Patronus {animal of your choice}
5. Cho slaps Harry for no apparent reason while talking about Quidditch
6. The Weasley twins must persuade Peeves to put Dung Bombs in McGonagall's office.
7. And last but not least some one must say " I thought you liked Malfoy and that you wanted to marry the scumbag" { this must be said to a girl of course}
Due Jan. 9th

Ooc: This is my first double dare… I hope it meet everyone’s expectations.

Harry, Hermione and Neville returned from the Caribbean. While on the way, Hermione was humming, “Weasley is our King.” Harry then asked, “How come I don’t have a theme song? I’m more popular than Ron, where’s mine?”
“Elementary, my dear Watson,” Hermione replied.
“Elementary? Watson? What? Your name is Watson?” Neville asked to Harry.
“Oh never mind that. All I want is a theme song!!!” And Harry broke into a tantrum. He started stomping aloud and crying. Hermione, who was wearing a quizzical but serious face, finally answered by singing something. [To the Tune of “A Farmer in the Dell”]

“Oh, Harry is my Man,
Oh, Harry is my Man,
Yes, I can’t doubt it,
Oh, Harry is my Man.”

“His scar made him famous,
Although it looks ridiculous,
He got rid once of Voldy-poo,
But he must again to battle ‘You-Know-Who.’”

“Goody, goody!” And Harry began dancing the Funky Chicken. He did this until they reached Hogwarts.
As the new Trio [Ron is temporarily absent due to his abduction by B2M] entered the Entrance Hall, they saw Hagrid posting something on the wall.
“What’s that Hagrid?” Neville asked.
“Try-outs, for ballet. Professor McGonagall was supposed to teach it. But since she resigned, and Snape said he’d rather teach ‘Cartoon-Drawing,’ whatever that is, I got the job. Hope to see you there, okay? Outside my hut, this afternoon…”
While Hagrid left, Professor McGonagall emerged from the front doors.
“Oh Professor! So nice to see you!!! Back to teach, I hope?” Hermione said.
“I’m evilly afraid not, evil Granger. I evilly went here to evilly get my other evil things.”
Suddenly Dumbledore emerged from a broom closet door. [The one where Harry and Hermione hid in PoA.] He was wearing see-through robes and leg warmers. He went to McGonagall, wrapped his arm around her and said, “Where were you my love? I was waiting for you.”
“Geroff evil Me!!! You’re evilly drunk, evil Albus.”
Dumbledore suddenly kissed her, and then he howled and began acting crazy. He t hen ran off outside the grounds and Professor McGonagall stormed to her office.
“Where’s Professor McGonagall? What just happened?” Harry asked.
“Oh, don’t worry, all’s well…” I said. [I distracted them by showing my pink flamingoes and asked them to feed my army with shrimp. The pink flamingoes emitted smoke when I asked them to flap their wings, so the new Trio didn’t see it all.]
“Thanks Edge, for showing us your cute army. Well, we’re off to the commons.” Hermione said and they took off.

Ooc: So, how about it??? My next post is purely unrelated to this story, but meets the dare requirements, especially Cass’ special request… Watch out!!!

EDGE! I can't wait for the rest of this story... it's great. Especially the flamingoes (who are very happy they are in your siggy and have been bragging around the animal army locker room and now my chickens are jealous). An extra special dare req... I know! I know! Can't wait...

*shivers as she is greatly disturbed by vision of Dumbeldore in see-through robes*
I'm very jealous of your flamingos *sigh* I;ve always wanted one.
*Trys to sneek over and grab a Flamingo while Edge is distracted by a shiny object*

Patience, my dear Cass...
And Medraut, Cass was the one who gave me the flamingoes, so don't try getting one!!!
*barricades the way to the flamingoes' camp with shopping carts*
:cart: :cart: :cart: :cart: :cart: :cart: :cart: :cart: :cart: :cart:
Now you'll never get them, because you have to out-dance Yoshi first!!!

You are fantastic Edge! Your work is briliant and sooo funny!


Oh, BTW: neither Cass nor I were angry at you, trust me, you would know it if we were angry.
People would start screaming, "the sky is falling".

I'll give him back! I promise...*cough cough splutter* No...I'll try...but he's so...Oh who am I kidding, I'm only using him to get to Phillip! (hehe, aren't I evil!) toodles!

Very funny! I can't wait to see Hagrid teach ballet classes

Absolutely brilliant, Edge! In the embellished and very much fiddled-with words of Ron Weasley, "He's funny. EVIL , but funny."

Ooc: It's here... read on...

Flitwick had a bad day today. It all started with his dream. He dreamt that he was replaced as Charms’ professor, with none other but me!!!. He tried to “reconcile” with his “wife”, Cassirin, but all he got is a raised eyebrow. Then, in his dream, he went to Candy Land to wipe away all of his tears. But then, Giant Gumdrops appeared and said that they were following orders from someone to eat him. Flitwick began to run away from the menacing lemon-flavored Gumdrops when chocolate candy canes made an appearance and tried to rescue him. But the efforts of the candy canes were in vain because a new group, the Chugging Cupcakes, helped the Gumdrops and stuffed Flitwick in their mouth, not in their hand. Whilst Flitwick is being digested, he could here an eerie voice, complete with evil laugh, eerie music and undesirable crowing, “You’ll never take me!!! Never!!!”

He woke up afterwards, regretting that he had “drugged” Cass and not just let nature make its course. He then heard noises, looked up and found an owl tapping the window. Since the windows too high, he needed a ladder to reach it. He finally opened the window after falling a dozen times. The owl game him a rude peck before leaving.
Flitwick opened the parcel and found a nice, big, fat, Greek, pink hat with glittery and confetti-like stuff in it. He also read the accompanying letter. [Guess from whom!!!] It states, “To my “beloved”. A gift, which is the symbol of our once “happy” relationship.”
He put it on, looked in the mirror, and it cracked, but he didn’t care, so he decided to go to Diagon Alley that day.
Upon reaching Diagon Alley, he noticed a group of children crying and a pack of dogs scurrying into every direction away from him.
A man said, “What’s that you’re wearing?”
He said, “Don’t you think it looks good?”
A woman replied, “Oh, yeah… NOT!!!” And people started laughing and pointing at him, so he went away.
Out of the blue, dark clouds began to appear from above. A lightning came hurling all the way and struck something. Alas… it hit poor Flitwick and his hat.
Flitwick, who now smells like burnt tires, began yelling and shouting words that are “unspeakable” and “unbecoming of a professor”. He muttered loudly, “Why is this happening to me?”
And in a corner not very far from him, we see Cass and the Narrator exchanging high-fives and congrats and then said, “Mischief Managed!”

Ooc: I highly emphasize all quotation marks.

Ooc: Thanks for reading my intermission, excerpt, whatever… Now, back to the story…

That afternoon, the new Trio went down to Hagrid’s Hut and was surprised to see a lot of people turned up. Professor Binns was also there.
Neville said, “Professor Binns! Why are you here?”
He replied, in his usual monotonous and droning voice, “I’ve just been informed by the Ministry that I would take over the Headmasters’ job until… ah… he gets sobered. The reason why I’m here is because I’m a former ballet dancer meself and I would like to see or participate on the occasion.” He then snapped his fingers when he saw Neville’s head lopsided and he was drooling.
Neville woke up. “Huh… What??? Sorry, Professor, could you repeat what you just said.” [The professor obliged, but I’m too tired to write it again, so I give now the mic to Hagrid.]
“Okay people, look there to your right!!! It’s Orlando Bloom!!!” The crowd did as what was told. Meanwhile, on their left side, Dumbledore run up to the castle stripped of his clothes and catching the warm breeze. Hagrid and Fang, who saw this, shook their heads, let out a heavy sigh and pondered on the meanings of life. Draco then said, “Where’s he???”
“Oh, never mind that. I just saw “Return of the King” yesterday and I can’t get him out of my head. Now, everyone, I want all of you to pick a costume in this box.” Hagrid brought out a box and all rushed in and began picking up clothes.
Harry and Neville were fortunate enough to get mime costumes while Hermione got a pink tutu with laces and trimmings, don’t forget the confetti!!!
“Now, the leads are chosen by their costumes. The girl, I hope, who got the tutu and the lad in purple tights, please come forward.”
Hermione did, but only after Harry pushed her forward. Her partner is unsurprisingly, Draco. [Snapey could’ve looked good in it, but, I have to follow the dare, so…]
“Looking good, Malfoy!!!” and Hermione whistled.
“Oh, shut up!!! If it weren’t for Medraut, I wouldn’t do this!!!” He then looked in the crowd and saw Medraut smiling, waving and taking pictures with her Polaroid camera.
“Now then, follow me!!!” Hagrid started with an Arabesque, and he nearly fell down. He then did a Jete, and after completing it, the ground trembled and a big crack emerged.
“Allow me!!!” Professor Binns stepped into the limelight and he started twirling, hopping, tiptoeing, stuff like that.
I commented, “Good show, Professor. But I suggest you do that when THEY are watching!!!”
He saw the crowd lying on the ground and sleeping. Professor Binns, who never had a care in the world, danced the night away.

Ooc: I got the ballet terms are from an encyclopedia, in case you’re all wondering…

Medraut's dare:
* Someone must have dreams where Giant Gumdrops attack him or her and try to eat them
* Candy canes must come to the rescue
* Dumbledore must have a little too much butterbeer kiss Mcgonagall and then streak through Hogwarts
* Hagrid and Fang must see it all
* Umm..... I need one last thing.... Draco must be seen practicing a ballet in purple tights (since it seems tights are very popular in Dares)
Due: Jan. 15th

Cassirin's dare:
* Someone wears an ugly hat that could frighten small children and dogs.
* Harry demands a theme song... from someone.
* Hermione says, "Elementary, my dear Watson," to which someone else responds to that person, "Your name is Watson?"
* There must be purple smoke, lightening, and glitter.... but not all at once.
* An under-appreciated professor must play an important role.
* Get revenge for me on Flitwick for THE WEDDING (see Lotus's dare)
Due: Jan. 10th

Hahaha....*breath*...Hahahahaha!!!
That was Greatness!! Woohoo for the dare FF!!!
OVERLOAD.....Too many exclamation marks :smileybomb:
Sure you did Edge.....sure you did.........Edgey does Ballet, Edgey in tights.
Sooo.......what colour are they? :wub:

Yay! *does a little dance that ends with a high five to Edgey* Sah-weet! Wait... what? Edge does ballet? :ermsmile: Erm... cool.

Just kidding! I totally support your ballerina tendencies. Long live Edgey, King of the Ballerina Flamingoes in Leg Warmers. I have this mental picture of you dancing Swan Lake with a line of flamingoes in tutus behind you.

But... I was a ninja with my ninja chickens, so...

I totally agree! i was just thinking along the same lines......dancing with the flamingos.

Great story!

lol that was funny narciuses(sp) as catwoman? now that would be a scary sight.

Edge - when did you fight with Ginny and why? You wrote that at my fic and I've been wracking my brains. i think the whole Weasley clan is plotting against you. Go read Medraut's and you'll see what I mean.

hehehe

LOL, this is soooo funny
i love your fic, its so..... hilaroius

and i think its totally cool that you *cough* do *cough* ballet ; )
I did... for a month... then i got sick of skipping around in circles waving scarves, so i went back to jazz dancing.....


here's a flower :flowersmile: for you, and one for your flamingoes to share :flowersmile: dance pretty.

Whooot whoooot!! I wish they had both been in tights!! I can just see Snaoe (you're right, he could have looked good in them)...quite a change from the grey knickers. *snaps fingers* Darn!

You've got some genius for this Edge!!

hehe good work Edge. i just read all your dares and i think it's great how they follow on from one another, and how you include bits from other ppls.

Wierd but realy funny I give you :up: on it :flowersmile:

Thanks for all the evilly good comments... I'm in temporary hiatus and gonna be writing my next fic after this MoAFF shindig...
Okies!!!

Okay, hiatus over!!!
Continued from the last scene...

We find Ron in the Great Hall next morning eating breakfast, which mainly consists of groundhog pudding. Harry, Hermione and Neville joined him afterwards, all having pieces of grass and ant bites on their skin.
“Where did you all go? I was worried!” Ron said while munching on his third helping.
“I should ask you the same question.” And all the lights faded away except a spotlight that shone directly above Ron. Harry moved to him slowly and surprised him when he said, “Where were you on the eve of September 9th?”
“Um… I was abducted?”
“You liesss!!! You liesss!!!” Hermione spoke in a Gollum tone while pointing to him. “I sawsss you by the lake, with someone, yes it is!”
“How did you… never mind.” Ron was kinda shaking when Harry continued. “Do you have any proof of your alibi?”
“Yes, I have! Here’s Philip… he’ll testify for me!” And when he put his hand in his pocket, he brought out a ferret.
“Eww… Gross… Sorry, Harry, that’s not it.” He looked around and found no Harry in sight. He questioned Neville, who was trying to nick some of the groundhog pudding.
“Hey! Don’t…” Ron swiped away the pudding and put it all in his mouth. He then continued. “Seen Harry?”
Neville replied, while trying to fight back tears. “All I saw was Snape passed by and Harry followed him. I don’t understand why, really.”
And so after finishing breakfast, they all went to the front doors, where Filch was waiting. I decided that this day is Saturday, so they get the chance to visit Hogsmeade. As Filch searched for his pocket for the list of students, he brought out, yet again, the ferret.
“Oy… Who’s behind all of this?” and he eyed me menacingly.
“Don’t look at me! I’m just the humble writer. I don’t direct these things!”
“I’m not judging! Sheesh!” And he let the ferret loose and read the list.
Ron and Hermione made their way to Hogsmeade. Neville was nowhere to be seen, maybe because he isn’t allowed to go, or maybe I’m just too lazy to put him in the story. On the way, they met Harry, who’s going back up to the castle.
Hermione said, “Hey, Harry. How come you…” But he’s gone already.
Hermione didn’t see Snape who passed by at the same time, and they collided. She fell down, stood back up without getting help and said, “I’m sorry, Profes…” and he’s gone too.
“Oy! Everything’s so inconsistent today.”
“You tell me!” Suddenly, Hermione motioned Ron to stop and she looked to her right. “Do you smell something?”
Ron sniffed and said, while holding his nose. “Oh, yes. Something stinks. It smells like a mixture of mud and blood and whatnot.”
They decided to look, just for fun. When they found out what it was, they can’t decide how to feel or act. A group of pink pigs, with wings, were all huddled up in a corner, and they seem to be looking appreciative at something. When Ron looked closer, he nearly fainted ‘cause he found out that the bloody smell is coming from a dead cow’s carcass. He also noticed that it was getting smaller by the minute, so he deduced the existence of thestrals in the area.
Hermione motioned towards the flying pigs and found a note attached to someone. It reads,
Dear someone:
“Whosoever read his, Thank you!!! I needed to make a temporary leave of absence because someone told me to do it. *cough*edge*cough* I’m really sorry for leaving my army there, but it must be done. So, I just thank you for taking good care of them.
Xoxo, Secretive_phoenix.
Hermione closed the letter and began pondering. “Hmm… these just reminded me of something. Leaving without telling anyone, people who disappears quickly, cow’s carcasses… I think that these are some of the clues in “Revenge of the Blueberry Pancakes.”
“The what?” Ron was le confoosed.
“Honestly, don’t you ever read ‘Hogwarts, pre-History’? In the year 986, Klesandra the Tardy wrote a book called, ‘Revenge of the Blueberry Pancakes.’ She said that when things like this…” Hermione glanced around, “happens, then surely the Blueberry Pancakes would come and attack us all, covering us in sweets and making us diabetic!”
“Oh pshaw… That’s just codswallop!”
“Oh, yeah… Well, I don’t. That’s why I’m cutting on my sweets now and eating unsweetened sugar cubes.” She put her hands in her left pocket to show it to Ron, but alas, the same ferret came out.
“Ok, no comment,” she motioned to let the bird go but she noticed a piece of paper tied in its leg, so she took it and read the note.
Dear Miss,
Please inform the thestrals that we thank them for saving us from the cow. Apparently, the cow wanted to give us the Mad Cows’ disease but since we already got the FMD, we’re not keen to the idea. That’s all.”
Love, the flying pigs.
And Hermione looked at the carcass, which was still getting smaller, and decided to leave the note near it, hoping the thestrals would notice… or that they can read.
Finally, they reached Hogsmeade. Once again, Snape passed by and not so long after Harry. This time, Ron was able to take a hold of Harry and asked him, “Goodness, mate. What are all the shenanigans that you’re doing?”
“If you must know, me and Snape are playing Tag. Now, gotta catch him!” He pulled out from his pocket his… err, not a wand, but a ferret, and threw it to Ron’s face. This distracted Ron, and when he removed the ferret, Harry had had disappeared.
Ron and Hermione wanted to go to Madam Puddifoot’s, but when they stopped right outside, the sign that they read says, “Werewolves ‘R Us.” Confoosed, they went inside and found Lupin, along with some random persons and creatures.
Lupin called to them. “Ron! Hermione! Good to see you two. Where’s Harry, by the way?”
“Oh, never you mind, maybe he’ll drop by later. Anyways, you own this joint, Lupin?”
“Why, yes I do, m’dear! Like it?!”
The place was some kind of bar, which also sells school stuff, clothes, just about anything. They walked up to the counter where a big hairy man was behind the cash register.
“Ron, Hermione. This is Alcide Herveaux, my partner. Alcide, these are the kids that I’m talking to you about, remember? Except one’s not here…”
“Nice to meet you two.” Alcide then turned to Lupin. “Hey, why don’t you give them a brochure about our shop?”
“You’re right. Hold on.” Lupin pat his hand in a pocket inside his robe and brought out, unsurprisingly, the bouncing ferret. He released it and began to redden. He then said, “Lotus, you’re playing with my ‘Project Ferret’ again.” And Lupin ran out and searched for Lotus whoever that is…


Oh, yeah… I found out who she is… She’s the one who gave these dare requirements:
*someone refers to the book, "Revenge of the blueberry pancakes."
*Another animal army gratifies CatD’s thestrals.
*Lupin opens a shop, "Werewolves R us."
*The Harry and Snape disappear for most of the fic.
*I let a ferret loose in Hogwarts, and people keep finding it in their pockets.
And it was supposes to be due today… Woot, I did!!!

PAMS!!
I love the Evilly evil letter Evil McGonagol gave to the Evilly evil Dumbledore! Lol

lol, lmao, lol