100 Drabbles on Dolores Umbridge!

These one hundred drabbles are all about Dolores Umbridge or the many other names she is called. (Senior Undersecretary, High Inquisitor, or my favorite Old Toad!) I hope you enjoy the many adventures we will empark on with the Professor we all love to hate!

Disclaimer: The Harry Potter characters and universe belong to J.K. Rowling.

List of Topics
1. Herbology 2. Muggle Studies 3. Transfiguration 4. Ancient Runes 5. Astronomy 6. Divination 7. Care of Magical Creatures 8. Potions 9. Defense Against the Dark Arts 10. Arithmancy 11. History of Magic 12. Charms 13. Quidditch 14. Hogwarts, A History 15. Room 16. Dragonhide gloves 17. Cauldron 18. Whomping Willow 19. Wand 20. Hogsmeade 21. Veela 22. Kneazle 23. Telescope 24. House elf 25. Sorting Hat 26. Quill 27. Owl 28. Timeturner 29. Pensieve 30. Feast 31. Dress robes 32. Common room 33. Classroom 34. Parseltongue 35. Pureblood 36. Muggle 37. Animagus 38. Patronus 39. Duel 40. Spell 41. Thestrals 42. Portraits 43. Headmaster 44. Ford Anglia 45. torch 46. Dungeon 47. Portkey 48. Leprechaun 49. Yule Ball 50. Boggart 51. act 52. bore 53. Chase 54. Dare 55. Egg on 56. Fight 57. Gape 58. Hoot 59. Ignore 60. Joke 61. Kiss 62. Lope 63. Mooch 64. Nap 65. Ooze 66. Pace 67. Quell 68. Roar 69. Slap 70. teem 71. Untie 72. Vex 73. Warn 74. x-tinguish 75. Yodel 76. Zap 77. Cheerful 78. author's choice 79. author's choice 80. author's choice 81. Depression 82. Careful 83. Fearful 84. Angry 85. Snappish 86. Daring 87. Plaid 88. sweet tooth 89. Past 90. present 91. Future 92. Chocolate 93. Chicken 94. Allergic 95. Snowball 96. Socks 97. Dictionary 98. Pajamas 99. Newspaper 100. Homework

50. Boggart
Umbridge walked into her office covered in soot and had a huge headache. She had just been visciously attacked by fireworks set off inside of the castle by none other than the two students she hated the most, Fred and George Weasley.

She limped over to the large ornate wardrobe in her office and opened the door. She was greeted by another present from the Weasley twins, a Boggart.

The Boggart quickly took the shape of a giant firework about to explode and chased a screaming Umbridge out of her office.

95. Snowball

Winter desended on the castle and with it came ice and snow. Umbridge was on the hunt. She knew students, cold weather made them think they had an excuse to be close to each other. No way! Not on her watch!

Dolores's search brings her to the snow covered courtyard adn the setting for the romantic meeting of a few students. Umbridge quickly crouched behind a pillar, (Not that she neede to crouched since the pillar was already a foot taller than she was) so she would be invisible to her prey. She waited for the most opportune moment. Here it was! The boy leaned in for the kiss... Umbridge flicked her wand, and he got a face full of snow! He stood up from her spot saying in her high shrill voice. "Hem hem ah ah young man."

9. Defense Against the Dark Arts
(DADA for short )

Umbridge went about her classroom excitedly straightening desks and preparing for the upcoming Defense Against the Dark Arts class. She didn't particularily like the students, just her safe, Ministry-approved lesson plans made her happy.

Ten minutes into the lesson the students are fully emersed in the subject. Umbridge looked up from her desk to see the pained looks on their faces. She simply grinned, it was probably because of the elementary level textbook they had to read cover to cover. "How delightful!" she sang to herself, she was highly enjoying this.

98. Pajamas

Umbridge walked into the crowded Great Hall for dinner. As she made her way up the long center aisle between the House Tables, she saw that every head turned toward her as she passed, and whispers spread throughout the place. When she reached the Staff Table, she had had enough.
"Silence! Students, Silence at once!" She screamed, causing the students to immeadiately stop the whispering.
"Minerva, what is this about?" she asked the woman angrily. Professor McGonagall said nothing but pointed toward the ceiling, trying to hold back a laugh, every eye in the Hall followed her finger. There, hanging from the rafters, was Umbridge's cartoon Unicorn, covered nightdress! The Hall erupted in laughter.

99. Newspaper


The day had finally come, when Dolores Umbridge awoke happily to her copy of the Daily Prophet beside her bed with the headline:

After dressing, Umbridge headed down to the Great Hall stopping only onceon the way to stop a few students' Gobstones game with a flick of her wand. She reached the Hall and mounted the dial on which the Staff table sat. She walked triumphantly to the high-backed, Headmaster's chair at the center and sat down absolutely beaming.

This was her school now.