20/Hogsmeade

“We need help,” the Sues appeared in front of Ron on the path to Hogsmeade. The speaker was leather-clad and carrying a stake. “Maybe you can resolve our argument.”

Ron just stared, so leather-girl’s companion contributed her part. She had ginormous topaz eyes and seemed to faintly sparkle. “This girl says I’m the evil undead and that I have to die.”

“Well!” The girl brandished her stake. “That’s sort of my job. Look! I have a Mr. Pointy and a bustier.”

The two seemed inclined to launch into debate again, so Ron interrupted.

“But what are you doing in Hogsmeade?”


Dedicated to the Buffy the Vampire Slayer fandom, which was my first experience with fanfic and crossovers (done well). Dedicated to people who don't know that Twilight vampires are... not the same as other people's vampires. And probably don't belong in our RPG. And dedicated to people who laugh at my jokes.