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TeafortheSoul · 06-26-2010, 02:43 PM

34/Parseltongue

Little Miss Hermia Roxy-Astoria Malfoy was going to be a Slytherin one day. She knew Slytherins were package-tongues and Hermia was going to be a package-tongue too. She decided to practice but there were no snakes in her garden.

Hmm…

That’s a worm, Hermia.

“I know. I’m practicing. It wriggles.”

You don’t need to practice. I just remembered that you’re a direct descendent of Salazar Slytherin. I’ll start role-playing you as a parceltongue when you’re twelve and you’ll save Harry Potter from a snake because he’ll forget how to do it himself.

“Okay cool… so can I eat the worm?”

For princess of*hp*

06-26-2010, 02:43 PM	#26 (permalink)
TeafortheSoul Formerly: Tegz Demiguise Join Date: May 2008 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 24,242 Hogwarts RPG Name: ??? Ravenclaw Hogwarts RPG Name: Ronnie Thurkell Gryffindor Seventh Year x12 x12	lives in a hobbit hole \|\| Ern and Touz's Nuzzle \|\| roflysst \|\| looking at a seed packet 34/Parseltongue Little Miss Hermia Roxy-Astoria Malfoy was going to be a Slytherin one day. She knew Slytherins were package-tongues and Hermia was going to be a package-tongue too. She decided to practice but there were no snakes in her garden. Hmm… That’s a worm, Hermia. “I know. I’m practicing. It wriggles.” You don’t need to practice. I just remembered that you’re a direct descendent of Salazar Slytherin. I’ll start role-playing you as a parceltongue when you’re twelve and you’ll save Harry Potter from a snake because he’ll forget how to do it himself. “Okay cool… so can I eat the worm?” For princess ofhp __________________ love is like a letter wrote :: and life is like an envelope be careful who you give it to :: they might not give it back to you