Chicken

Scott walked into the Kitchen carrying a large clucking bird under his arm and a smile on his face.

"What the heck is that?" asked the young adult stood before him.

"It's a rabbit. What else does it look like?" the young man joked.

"Very funny Scott. Why on Earth are you carrying a chicken into the Kitchen?" Caitlyn asked.

"You said you wanted fresh eggs, this was the freshest that you could get" Scott laughed before receiving a whack on the arm from the woman.

"Whaaaaat...?" the man inquired but he only received a roll of the eyes from Caitlyn.