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TeafortheSoul · 01-11-2010, 10:40 PM

25/Sorting Hat
Scarlette Lily Snape-Malfoy was ready to be sorted.

“I’m perfect.” She told the hat.

“Not brave.”

“But still perfect!”
“Not Loyal.”

“Perfect.”

“Not cunning.”
“Per…”

“Dumb as a brick.”
“…fect!”

“You’ll find your home in…. SPARKLYPOO!”
“Wait, what?”

“The fifth house.” The hat explained. “For perfect people who have no redeeming features aside from obvious perfection.” The hat gestured with its tip at a table which hovered above all other tables, bathed in golden light and filled with her new housemates.

They were all completely and utterly perfect, thereby rendering Scarlette something she’d never been in her whole life.
Unremarkable.

credit and inspiration to Pirate Monkey... and to Renee because I loves her

01-11-2010, 10:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
TeafortheSoul Formerly: Tegz Demiguise Join Date: May 2008 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 24,244 Hogwarts RPG Name: ??? Ravenclaw Hogwarts RPG Name: Ronnie Thurkell Gryffindor Seventh Year x12 x12	lives in a hobbit hole \|\| Ern and Touz's Nuzzle \|\| roflysst \|\| looking at a seed packet 25/Sorting Hat Scarlette Lily Snape-Malfoy was ready to be sorted. “I’m perfect.” She told the hat. “Not brave.” “But still perfect!” “Not Loyal.” “Perfect.” “Not cunning.” “Per…” “Dumb as a brick.” “…fect!” “You’ll find your home in…. SPARKLYPOO!” “Wait, what?” “The fifth house.” The hat explained. “For perfect people who have no redeeming features aside from obvious perfection.” The hat gestured with its tip at a table which hovered above all other tables, bathed in golden light and filled with her new housemates. They were all completely and utterly perfect, thereby rendering Scarlette something she’d never been in her whole life. Unremarkable. credit and inspiration to Pirate Monkey... and to Renee because I loves her __________________ love is like a letter wrote :: and life is like an envelope be careful who you give it to :: they might not give it back to you Last edited by TeafortheSoul; 01-14-2010 at 01:36 AM.