Ian wiped his mouth with his sleeve when he realized that he had begun to drool. He looked around the classroom and noticed that some more people had walked in, and that most people were staring at the ceiling also.
PERFECT! Now was his chance!
He concentrated real hard-like on the image he wanted to create, and said a spell to himself in his head. Almost immediately, I gigantic pair of gloved hands appeared above the class and clapped several times.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
BOOM!
The clapping sound thundered around the room, shaking the desks and causing the chandelier to sway back and forth, threatening to fall.
Attention, YOU HAZ BEEN GOT!
"Well, now that I've got your attention," he began, suppressing a snicker,
"I think it's time to start the lesson. So, are there any guesses as to what we'll be studying today? If you've been paying close attention to the sounds of the room, then perhaps you might have an idea. I've already given you two hints..." Ian liked messing with the students: messing with the students - he likes it.