 ★ BabyQuad ★ PERRY THE PLATYPUS ★ Ern's Fave ★ dangerous with brooms ★
January 2nd
(2066)
9:32pm
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
I like candy. Yeah I know! You should have already realized that by now but I just noticed I haven't said that in this journal before. ......
Or maybe I have. I forget.
Oh well.
So I'm writing in you now to tell you I have some pretty evil pets. A couple of days ago I entered the common room T.K started to bark and jump and try to trip me! THEN I went into the dorm right? Laid down for maybe a 3 minute nap and the dog licked me! Not just one small like either. Like a bazillamallon! (Yes it's a word I just made it up) And he licked my face!! I was like downing in dog drool! He was trying to KILL me! Then when I woke up from all the drool he looked at me with this cute face and ran away! Thanks a lot Belle now cause of you my dog has to stay in my dorm where he can kill me with dog drool at night.
Yeah guess what? That’s not all. It appears that my bird Bubbles thinks she’s a rock star. You're probably thinking how is a small birdie thinking she’s a rock star evil? WELL. Apparently she thinks she’s a drummer. Drumsticks: her beak. Drums: Chocolate Frogs.
That’s right CHOCOLATE FROGS. MY CHOCOLATE FROGS.
The day after I almost died from dog drool I went to get some candy. The trunk was open so I was kinda surprised. When I looked in I GASPED. THE CHOCOLATE FROGS WHERE PECKED TO DEATH! All 63 of them smashed up with there packages so they were uneatable.
My pets are killers. I have a feeling Scarecrow got to them. I bet he told them to ruin my life.
......Or maybe Bubbles just likes chocolate? hmmm maybe. And T.K has always been evil...so....that makes sense why he would try to kill me with dog drool.
So you thought I was done right? Nope. I still have one more pet. The Teacup pup Hippo. (I share her with Vannah so she's basically not mine but both of ours.) Wanna know what she did?
She sat on my head.
Yeah seriously. DON'T ASK HOW! She just did. It’s own evil category by it's self.
I have some news. News that is MWAHAHA worthy. But before that:
VANNAH IS ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEE
And I am so totally better than Sam and Vannah at snowball fights
OK! MWAHAHAHA Time!
What do you get when you add two Hufflepuff Prefects plus one Gryffindor Captain plus a trip to Hogsmeade?
Total. And. Complete. Chaos.
I am sooo a criminal mastermind. I wouldn’t be surprised if I ended up in Azkaban when I’m older.
Ok Shortened Version: I guess Curt would be at The Three Broomsticks at our last trip to Hogsmeade. So I told Vannah to get there at a certain time hoping that Curt would already be there. Lucky for me Curt was. So I began to talk like really, really fast cause Vannah was gonna arrive soon. And I told him that Vannah was scared to tell him so she told me to tell him (YES I know confusing) that she loved him. Luckily for me Curt fell for it and told me he loved Vannah back. At that moment Vannah came and I told them BOTH what I said was a lie. Then I ran out of there faster than you can say MWAHAH (I still said it)
Longer Version: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN
I saw Dusty right after (NO I did NOT kill him yet but I will, I’m just trying to make him think he’s safe) And he gave me a piggyback ride (hehehe well he HAD to cause I jumped on his back when I saw him) There was also this other girl with him names Reese. I don’t really like her. She called Dusty and idiot which was sooo uncalled for. Then she was all “I was kidding.”
Well dude. I got news for her. It wasn’t funny.
Then after I told Dusty what I did and he said that the day before Vannah actually told him she loved Curt! I knew that cause It was obvious but I was still kinda hurt that she didn’t tell me first.
And….dundundun. Guess what? My dreams have stopped. At least for now. They are always on again off again. I think the most they have been off for was….7 months? The most that they have been on non-stop was this time. 4 months.
Anywho I told Vannah about it. (she got me to tell me) And…what I’ve realized is…..I’m really lucky to have her as my best friend she’s awesome.
She told me some stuff that…really helped because well….you see the deam?
It was about my mother. The day she died. I was there, I saw her die. I saw her get shot in the head because of me. I haven’t told anyone that I saw her die. No one. For 8 years. Until a couple of days ago when I told Vannah. She told me it wasn’t my fault and I couldn’t have done anything about it. So….that did help. I didn’t get to tell her everything though because she had to go do perfecting duties but….
I also feel bad about my mom’s death because when it happened….I was upset about what I had seen…and that it was my fault it happened…. but at the same time…I was happy she was dead. I KNOW I KNOW that’s soooooo wrong but….you have to see it through my eyes. Because she was dead that meant she couldn’t hit me anymore, She couldn’t scream at me. She couldn’t throw stuff at me. She couldn’t hurt me period. She just couldn’t…..
I feel bad that I felt happy about it. And now I’m starting to hate feeling all these feelings. I still think It’s my fault why she’s dead but….Vannah was right, there was nothing I could have done about it.
So I’m going to go to bed now!
-Alexizzzz (I just remembered z’s are cooler than s’s!!)
P.S I sneaked pass the no mail rule and sent scarecrow a Christmas present that will go off as soon as he opens it. Two words: Stink. Bomb.
P.S.S (or is it P.P.S?) It’s cause I’m cool like that.
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Last edited by Kissing.Doves; 07-24-2008 at 07:57 PM.
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