What an obdurate child! Petunia could not get Dudley to sleep! She gave him a bottle, a diaper change--nothing! She rocked him, she cooed at him, she played soft music! The stubborn, chubby child would not sleep, and Tunia had circles under her eyes as she tried to settle the crying.

But the infant was stubborn like his father, and Petunia was about to despair when Vernon appeared in the doorway.

“Need help?” the normally grumpy man yawned and held out his arms. Petunia smiled gratefully.

“Good luck, dear,” she said as she handed him Dudders. She needed a nap!