♠ START WITH THE MAN IN THE MIRROR ♠

Name: Tenacius Astor Salander
Nicknames: Ace (to family and besties), Ten, Spaceman, Spacey, Chewie... (eyes Matt) , Tenny (Deputy Dawg/ Profy Plantman Myers), Sizzling Salamander (c/o Hadley the Dazzling Denaker)
Age: 14 and a half years old
Notable physical features: Curly brown hair, typically a messy mop all over his head; bright and happy blue-green eyes; loud wide joyously, omnipresent smile;
Height: short 5'5 (he grew more! Ok maybe it was just an inch but he grew!)
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♠ THE STORY OF MY LIFE ♠

Date of Birth: April 22, 2077
Place of Birth: Santorini, Greece
Places of Residence: Waterhead, Cumbria UK / Manhattan, New York USA / Santorini, Greece
Heritage: Halfblood
Dad: Stradivarius Schermerhorn S.A. Salander
StepMom: Emmaleigh Aryn Salander (nee Swynford)
Siblings: newborn baby sister <3
Additional Guardians: Caroline Schermerhorn-Astor (paternal grandmother) , Finchley Jarvis (family valet) , Anne and Aden Swynford (maternal grandparents)
Pets: Maple the crup ; Bogart the Puffskein ; Quark the Toad ; Stallyns the Abraxan ; Saint Nick the red owl ; Scorpion Queen the Spindly Leaf bug (from Transfig class), Jabba the Slug (from Divinations class)

♠ RING RING GOES THE BELL ♠

Preschool:

• Academics: Private tutors
• Social Activities: St Woboldo's Primary School

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor
Summer sesh: Bandcamp, music tutoring with celeb friends, duel tutoring with head auror, creature care with mom
Wand Type: 12 1/2 inches Alder wood with Dragonheartstring core
Patronus: Abraxan (eventually)
Amortentia: Cheeseburgers (clearly he doesnt know what this really is)
Boggart: .... (misunderstood question. keeps talking about Puffskein)

♠ AND ALL THESE LITTLE THINGS ♠

• Hatstalled between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw
• Has a growing Equine collection, ranging from small, hand-carved keepsakes to a fully magical carnival race horse.
• Is fully versed in Nerd-speak
• Dabbles with the drums, guitar and Freddie Mercury (since before he could walk. pretty much literally. Mamma Mia homage notwithstanding ); has now included Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler in his repertoire of choice dance moves
• Received a baby Abraxan as a pet for his 12th birthday. Parents also started supporting a sanctuary near his home so Abraxans have places to roam
• Has fancied himself to be a future Wizardy MasterChef during his Potions Classes
• Cruises around on a hoverboard-- a enlarged, levitating sickle which he made (and is continuously tweaking) himself.
• Has gotten better adept with activities that require balance, such as cruising and skiing, but still needs to work on his surfing. Any other water activities such as swimming, boating also comes naturally given his birthplace and his Cumbrian home's proximity to the lake.
• Is a speed devil and adrenaline junkie
  
• Won the following Year book Superlatives from his 2nd year (Term 43): "Mr Hogwarts", ​"Most likely to invent or discover something", ​"Most likely to break out of Azkaban", "Most likely to purposefully slide down the moving staircase"
  
• Was made Best Man at Peeves-Miffy wedding at Hogwarts in his 3rd year (Term 44) upon giving the idea to fashion Miffy's ring from a fish skull
• Has taken up the responsibilities of Gryffindor Prefect in his 4th year (Term 45)