The newness of Hogwarts is rubbing off, you’re getting settled in your studies, and the memories of your summer camps are disappearing...and being replaced by the new and improved camps here at Hogwarts.

Wait, what?

Ever since Botros became Headmaster, there have certainly been some changes in the day-to-day life at Hogwarts. One of these changes is the introduction of aptly named “camps,” the first of which is a breakfast with the Headmaster himself. Some of you have whispered that it’s because of the traumatic spidery events of last term - Botros wants to give students some relaxation. But we think it’s something else - Botros is trying to brainwash the student population to hide the fact that he is slowly ridding the school of old professors and replacing them with zombies that obey his bidding. Constant vigilance, dearies.