but i'll tell you anyways
Name: Lola Jones PERIOD. No fancy middle name. Simply, Lola Jones.
Nicknames/Aliases: Some people call me Lola, and some other people call me the CREEPY GIRL WHO HAS TONS OF FRIENDS OR SO SHE THINKS!
Age: 14
Date of Birth: November 19
Place of Birth: Manchester, England
Gender: Why do you question this? Isn't it obvious? Right? It is... right??? PLEASE BE MY FRIEND I BEG YOU!!!!
Heritage: Pureblood
Wand: 7"; Unicorn hair core; Vine wood; unusually... springy
House: Slytherin

Appearance: Hair falling down to her chest. She prefers wigs, but... Lola is the one who shows the real hair from the scalp of her head. Yes, her real hair is mainly black, straight, and she usually keeps bangs down her forehead. Sometimes when she feels Southern and free, it's all very curly and wild. Her characters wear wigs--see, this one stubborn character, who's infamously known as Velma wears this green wig, which was recently attacked by Lulu Patterson's pet ferret (NO WORRIES, NO WORRIES, IT'S CURRENTLY IN THE MAGICAL WIG HOSPITAL) but she takes these wigs as one of her most valuable assets because they distinguish Lola Jones and her characters.

Lola Jones is a midget. Standing at a height of 5’2” and for her age… yes, she admits she is a midget. She does have her moments of GLORY AND PRIDE--when she walks side by side with those first years. But eventually, she'll walk down the aisle of shame as they progress and grow and undergo through an uncomfortable process called--she's short, okay? Lola loves feeling girly. However, not as much as her but from time to time, she'll wear makeup and reasonably fashionable clothes. SHE LONGS FOR A FRIEND!!!!!--That lucky person could be you!

Personality: Even I don’t know. Neither does she.

History: My life is scripted. I was born into a rich, pureblood family that was filled with different occupations--Healers, Ministry members, Magizoologists! The only time I actually ever chose a decision for myself was honestly when I chose to be an actress, that was a very early age--HI WILL YOU PLEASE BE MY FRIEND??!!11--and my parents thought about it for awhile. Actresses were too muggle for them. Whatever that meant. I was BORN to be an actress. I made scripts. I did acts. I did scenes. I studied people. Made characters in my head. My family members thought I was a strange one, and I learned that actresses were very expressive, and so, I was a wonderful, confusing, wild child. I still am.

You simply can't force the role of an actress to your daughter. But I loved every single bit of it. They soon enrolled me with the Wizarding Academy of Dramatic Arts--and believe me, it WAS Dramatic Arts. I hated it. I hated it so much. Everyone was like me. Expressive. And if everyone was like me, then I wasn't unique, and neither was anyone else. It was a school to learn the many secrets of acting, and so I tried to establish myself as one of the most unique people in the school (well I think I was).

I wore wigs.

They say that wigs have these magical powers of transforming people. Whether or not it's true, I felt it. I FEEEEEEEELLL THE MAGICAL POWERS OF MY WIGS. I just feel it. And it itches...

Well anyways, I refused to go to the school anymore. I felt that to be an actress, you can't be in a place full of people trying to act. No. You have to meet real people. EXPERIENCE IS NECESSARY! The cheesiness of my life is necessary. So, I suggested to go to this other school called Hoggywarts, or something like that? I don't know. But there's apparently tons of people, REAAAAALLL PEOPLE WITH REEAAAALLL SOULS! I'm so excited. I brought Velma along with me because well, she just insisted on creating a Hogwarts massacre and well, how could I say no? So I packed up my green wig, said g'byebye to my Ma&Pa and here I am at this magical school, starting my lovely EXPERIMENT. You all should be ready. Yeah? Yeaaaaaah. One thing, you have to be my friend. It's a simple yes or no--JUST BE MY BEST FRIEND! That is an order.


Likes: Acting, making friends, Slytherin, green, her characters, Sierra Greingoth, cupcakes, sunshine, happiness running in a circular motion, cleaning, making sandwiches, making sandwiches for friends, singing (adequately, she believes), drawing, painting, beauty products, creating scripts, reading scripts, reading plays, studying people, being very very very very expressive, being unique, Potions, bolding the a in her name
Dislikes: People who don't want to be her friends (you will be eventually), when Velma unfriends her friends, her wig falling off, arguments, fighting, losing

Q&A
Who is Velma?
Evil. Wrath.
How many friends do you have?
6,308
How many best friends do you have?
Six-thousand three-hundred and nine

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