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Originally Posted by Squishy As AJ's shrill shriek caused some of the animals to go beserk, Lux had to cover her ears. As a result she missed some of the other facts about Unicorns, but fortunately she had known pretty much everything beforehand. Unicorns were so lovely that she HAD to study them in depth - just like dragons!!
Not too sure why they preferred women, Lux raised her hand to offer a guess. "Maybe they see females as more gentle. Because of that they view them as being less of a threat to them and their babies." That made sense to her at least. " That is a reason, yes." Quote:
Originally Posted by PhoenixStar A few things didn't register while she was in her unicorn trance. One was the whole goose honking thing, and the other was that Zander had actually moved away from her. The animals reacting to her lady shrieks went completely unnoticed as well because UNICORNS.
5 precious points were being taken away from her just for loving unicorns? What an absolute outrage. It wasn't like she kicked a unicorn or something crazy. Apparently her volume of love just wasn't understood or appreciated. "5 points, professor?" She thought about arguing, but she didn't want to get kicked out of this lesson. AJ would just fall over and die if that happened to her. "I'm sorry. I'm just really excited is all."
Why was she forever being told to control herself? It wasn't as if she constantly walked into walls or something. At least he believed in her unicorn farm. That was the only thing Thompson had going for him at the moment. His old nickname of professor no fun came creeping back into her memory. AJ looked around and noticed that Zander seemed to be further away from her than he was at the beginning of the lesson. She tried to send him some positive brain waves. AJ hoped her little friend was okay.
Question time. This one was totes easy. Women were better, duh. Deciding not to go the cheeky route, she thought of a better response. She raised her hand. "Is it because women are normally smaller than men are, and seem more approachable because of it?" Javy nodded approvingly as she decided to accept it and move on with improving. " That sounds plausible, but not particular true in all cases." Quote:
Originally Posted by DuckyLinJi Turning back to the Professor as he asked the next question, Kevin thought about it. His first instinct was to say something rude but mweh, he was not in the mood right now. “Maybe the men used to try and hunt the unicorns in some time in history for sport?” he asked. “Even killing a few…?” if that was true than that was really sad. " Not a bad theory.. take a point for that." Quote:
Originally Posted by sarahlooo UNICOOOORNS.
Were they going to get to see some?! Pet some?! Keep some?! Evie was bubbling with questions and excitement as the class started. She was even too excited to pay attention to the first question. The second question, however, she was prepared for.
Evie shot up her hand. "Women and generally more graceful, respectful, nurturing, and lovely than men," and many other things that she didn't have time to get into. "So, I think the unicorns can sense that. Unicorns are very smart and I like to think they have good intuition, so I think they can just tell that women are nicer and then they feel more comfortable and safe with us. Girl power. Unicorn power. Girls: 1 Boys: 0 " Mhmm.." A curt nod in acknowledging her answer. Quote:
Originally Posted by Felixir This question had Toby completely stumped. He... had no idea. The Hufflepuff sat there beside the goose, frowning in thought and looking around at those in the class. He kept trying to generalise the genders to try and find some sort of common denominator, but everyone he knew was so different, it was hard to find something that really fit. Maybe they just... preferred being around girls. Did there have to be a reason? "Are they... is it 'cause girls are......... cleaner?" Toby tried, hand in the air, still looking perplexed and only really basing his answer on the message from the noticeboard specifically for this class. Maybe it was to do with that. And then, without lowering his hand, Toby quickly added a question. "Professor, is age important too? Like... y'know how the younger ones don't mind men... does it work the other way around? Would they feel slightly more comfortable around young or teen boys as opposed to proper grown up men, or is it more like, all of the male gender, no exception?" " In a way, yes." As for the question(s) he nodded, " Adult Unicorns are more accepting to much younger boys that closely resemble their foals in maturity. Teenage and adult men have it more difficult to gain their trust right away. Unicorn foals are less selective however." He would go a little more deeper into this shortly. Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry174 Angel looked at the Professor and raised her arm. "Professor, is it because we are prettier than boys and unicorn likes that." Angel thought she would guess, she had no idea what else the reason could be. " Quite close to that reason, yes." Quote:
Originally Posted by Daydreamer11 Janelle was glad that they had been asked a question that she could answer. Annnd for a change, there were actually some answers left by the time she was called on. Now it was time to move on and another unicorn question was presented.
Raising her hand excitedly, Janelle prepared to give her answer. "Unicorns like females because we're so awesome!" Well it was true. Everyone knew that. No offense to boys, but seriouly........who wouldn't prefer a girl? .. Alright then. A curt nod in acknowledging her answer. Quote:
Originally Posted by SlytherinSistah
It was interesting how Professor Thompson broke down the stages of growth and maturation for the unicorns. Cutty liked precise calculations. It made it easier to introduce chaos in his opinion. The unicorns that were in Hogsmeade not too long ago displayed the behaviour Thompson had just mentioned. Shying away from the boy students whilst not minding the female ones too much. Forming an idea, Cutty put his hand in the air and offered raw thoughts. "Maybe it's like dogs, Professor. Maybe, a long time ago, it helped the unicorns to survive to befriend witches and not wizards as we're more inclined to want to capture it. So all we have to this day are the descendents of those unicorns that survived because of their appeal to witches." Ha! Purity had nothing to do with it! " Interesting theory.. take a point Mr. Mordaunt." Quote:
Originally Posted by Hera Why might unicorns prefer women over men?
Well that was a no brainer. Zeke raised his hand confidently. "Professor, women generally smell nicer, so the unicorns aren't as put off as they are around men." Yep. See. PERFECTLY LOGICAL answer right there. He was a genius in the making. But in all seriousness, animals had strong smelling senses did they not? And women DID smell better than men, did they not?
Mystery solved. Case closed. A small smile for this one. " Take a point." He would see why shortly. Quote:
Originally Posted by Sararara Norah rocked back and forth on her toes a little as everybody else have their answers, deciding that bouncing would draw too much attention to her momentary un-teenagerness but she couldn't just stand still, y'know. Not when they were talking about UNICORNS.
Why'd they like girls better? DUH boys were capital G Gross. She didn't think Professor Thompson would appreciate that much, though, even though it was definitely 100% true if y'asked her. Standing still just long enough to answer, she put her hand in the air and offered, "I don't know why boy unicorns would be like this, but maybe girl unicorns--especially ones with babies--like girls better 'cause THEY can have babies too, so they feel safer 'cause they probably wouldn't steal any of the unicorns' babies." Which really didn't make much sense 'cause girl or not Norah still wanted her very own unicorn baby. Stealing was mean, though, so she probably wouldn't do that. Could there be anything worse in the entire universe than making a unicorn sad? " Sounds plausible. Take a point." Quote:
Originally Posted by FearlessLeader19 Oh yeah. Adi had expected something along those lines for AJ's response to finding out they'd be working with unicorns. Gosh. She was super excited O__O Even Adi didn't remember loosing his cool when Hippogriffs were around for a few lessons. But this was AJ. She probably loved unicorns more than he loved Griffs. He snorted. It was he who had told her he'd get her the unicorn farm. "Buuut if I get her one, she'll probably forget about me.'' Hmph. He continued to eye his girlfriend as Thompson addressed the class again.
The fifth year raised his hand after a bit of thought. This question had always kind of puzzled him. He had an idea or two, of course but the one which he was about to express was the one which seemed most logical to him. "Is it because girls or women are the ones who like unicorns more?'' A perfect example was AJ. "And the unicorns sense that so there's some sort of connection between them and the females?'' " There is a connection, yes. But not because of higher interest." Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Eye Touz Uhhhhmmmmmm.......errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........
Good question.
Zahra scratched her ear as she thought this one through. Like yeah yeah SOME girls were prettier and SOME were better smelling and SOME were gentle, but that didn't really explain this whole unicorn preference thing.
Hum...............
OH! "Do you think Unicorns know about how all dudes pick their boogers AND eat them?" Maybe....? Cue one of his eyebrows raising at this. Javy could not help but wonder the type of friends this student hung out with regularly to have established that belief, " I believe that's the furthest thing from their mind." Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassirin Unicornsunicornsunicorns. Dot was excited, and excited Dot tended to WIGGLE. She was practically doing a dance as she anticipated the next question and raised her hand. Oh. Oh, no. Zeke stole her answer.
She raised her hand again. Anyway. "I think that unicorns are innocent and pure creatures, like in stories especially, and they like girls more because we wash our hands. So we won't get them dirty." " Hygenics do play a role, yes.." Though obviously not to that extreme. Quote:
Originally Posted by ArianaBlack First off, Zander Adair did NOT pick his boogers. And even more certainly, he did NOT eat them. ALSO, none of this even added up because girl's were all so confusing. So much so that they gave Zander Adair the worst headaches. So wouldn't the unicorns want to hang around people who didn't give them headaches either? It didn't make any sense. He also wasn't buying this stuff about the washing hands and being dirtier thing. He kept up with hygiene thank you very much.
Though, admittedly, girls did smell nicer... Ever think that's because they get a cool Chamber in their bathroom though? Oh yeah. Had he mentioned, he went into the GIRL'S loo, everyone. Hehehe. But unicorns. That's what they were talking about here. Riiiight. "Well girls have like this secret unspoken language or something," he knew about it, okay? He'd been a witness to the strange telepathy on more than one account. Mhm. "So maybe the unicorns are in on it too?" Or maybe it was because of the smell thing... But more likely, unicorns could speak girl. Or maybe girl's could just speak unicorn? Also, still edging away from AJ. " Hmm.. maybe." How amusing.
While different in ways, a good majority had tinkered around the same ideas leading to this conclusion," Quite a number of you had gotten the gist of reasons relating to Hygene and Gentle nature." Well, time to start off. " A common theory is on the higher levels of testosterone in men, which typically lead to aggression if high enough. That in effect counters against the Unicorn's own gentle nature leaving men untrustworthy automatically." However, " When it actuality it's the texture of our own skin." How so? " Unicorns are more trusting of softer skin contact. Typically women do have softer skin. Unicorn foals while sensitive are not as selective because of their need for any form of contact. But as you all already know, skin doesn't always stay soft on everyone as we age."
" Often in beauty products geared towards women, the desire to maintain soft and wrinkle-free skin is more prominent compared to men. Therefore the ingredients found in beauty products are collected from vegetation and even some from parts of Unicorns themselves." So that meant, " What attracts Unicorns isn't just on hygene but on the familiar ingredients they sense. Compared to Men's own beauty products, the ladies have a higher concentration. On top of softer skin contact, this is why they find girls more trusting." The parcel still in his arm, Professor Thompson finally decided to lay it out to open it, " So today we will all be using these lotions. The strong fruity smell is from it consisting high levels of a very common ingredient in beauty potions. Unicorn dung and passion fruits." There you have it.
" It was important that you all bathed prior to arriving so any minerals wouldn't conflict with them." Now the instructions, " Everyone take one. Ladies, you'll only have to add some of the lotion to your hands and wrists. Gentlemen, make sure to get your hands and around your neck." The Professor took off his own gloves to unravel the cap on one of the bottles. His happened to be a rather strong flavour of peaches. Using two of his fingers to dab the smooth purple texture under his chin before rubbing it into the front of his neck. Then taking a small helping to rub into his hands. " Once you're done we can head out."
Professor Thompson made sure to wait until just about everyone had done so. Didn't want any of them to miss out on the majestic beauties of Unicorns. So with that he lead them out past the clearing and original garden where those stubborn Gnomes once were. The trek didn't take long, as they were led to a section of the forest. The Permitable one of course. " Alright, for now keep your voice low." Eventually, they could see why as they came across a herd of Unicorns of all sizes and colours. As they were surrounding the pond of drinking water. Everyone could see this through the temporarily open hedges. " Alright. So we don't end up scaring them, we'll go one at a time to introduce ourselves to one of them. " So how are they to do that now?
" Ladies, since you have the proper advantage you each can simply walk up to a Unicorn. Slowly of course. Running towards them will only spook them. The smell of the lotion will get them to be curious on the scent. Once they notice you are to remain still. Offer out your hand with the palm facing towards them so they can smell it proper."
Now then, " With gentlemen some might try to nibble on one of your fingers. Try not to panic, since this is just them testing your reaction. If you panic or react wildly they won't take kindly of that and move away from you. So you'll have to try again with a different one." But why, " The lotion is merely a mask to get them to be willing to approach you. It will not deter them from recognizing your personality. Though you are welcome to add more on you to help increase their interest." They just might to bathe again after if they don't want to smell so strongly of fruits anymore. " Once they have given your palm a lick you're free to pet and get acquainted with them."
" Like so," With that the Professor went through the hedges. Appearance wise, he was definitely the more opposing figure to them with his age and height. He casually walked toward the pond, his arms resting against his sides before stopping. One of the unicorns, a silver one, noticed him. Seeing Professor Thompson not move a muscle peaked the silver one's interest even more.
Ignoring the pure white Unicorn's soft huffing in possible discouragement the silver one walked up to him. The only thing that moved of the Professor was his hand as he faced the palm of it towards it, but not raising it yet. The Unicorn then circled around the Professor smelling him as he gradually raised the palm out as if to feed it. That was when the silver Unicorn paid attention to the palm. Sniffing it for some time before giving it a sharp bite.
Javier didn't flinch. He had endured worse bites from creatures in his studying years. Him not moving or making any loud noise in reaction to it, made the Unicorn lick the hand particularly where he was bitten, stopping the blood and healing it. Now Professor Thompson was petting the silver Unicorn. Turning his head to look at the students while doing so you knew what it meant. It was time to meet the Unicorns.
--- OOC:As instructed you are to get acquainted with the Unicorn in three labeled posts. Ladies are to do the following:
- Approach a Unicorn of any age.
- Remain still once notice and not move until they're close enough.
- Hold out the palm of hand towards them.
- Allow them to sniff it for their preference in length of time.
- Once the palm is licked, you're free to pet and talk with them. Gentlemen are to do the following above mentioned with the few exceptions:
- Keep away from the Unicorns with golden foals.
- Remain still and only gradually raise palm whilst they circle around towards the back of you.
- If they nibble/bite, try not to scream. They'll lick the palm all better after if you remain in control.
You will have until February 20th 11:59 pm EST to complete this before we continue. Feel free to poke, im, pm, vm me for any questions you have and I will get to them. |