If you curious first years are still looking for a definition of ‘macking’, be sure to hang around the Astronomy tower more often. It’s the perfect setting for a whole lot of starry-eyed smoochers as of late. It would seem Alexa Cambridge isn’t the only victim of the love bug’s bite, and as much as you dears like to think your professors have no personal lives…they do participate in a bit of romance on occasion. Your favorite gossip column has all the proof you need.

A supposedly harmless night of pranking the crazy Astronaut with glitter bombs turned into something more for two professors when Hogwarts’ very own creature teacher planted one on Full-Lips Fuller. That’s right, a KISS. Don’t try to hide your feelings, boys; everyone saw it coming. You were just fighting off the inevitable.

And what’s even better is that everyone with a desire to snog in the Astronomy tower now has the perfect excuse! You can thank Thompson and our charmer here for setting the example. Til next time and remember, we’re always watching.