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And would you lookit that? Twice in the one day, you're definitely lucky on this occasion, but please... don't get your hopes up. Hope is a waste of time and energy.

No, I'm here to offer you a succinct summary of the nights festivities. So are you ready?

1) The atmosphere was as stiff as ever.
2) Father was as late as ever.
3) Mother only smiled once.
4) The food was exceptionally delicious but also exceptionally limited. Something about people watching their figures? Pfffttt.
5) Xavier is as much a butt as he always is. But grand company. We snogged.

And that's all you need to know.

See you next month?

Your miserable and unmotivated owner.