Oh dear oh dear oh dear our lovely readers we are very concerned. It seems that Hogwarts is not as young and beautiful as it used to be. Could the school be looking for money again? It seems the Headmistress has started renting the castle out to a senior citizen home or is this a way for Hogwarts to get closer with its community.

Love should clearly be in the air during this Valentine month, but I’m afraid we all might be smelling the must of the old and wrinkled instead...along with some gas. We have to say after the recent quidditch matches we are more worried than ever seeing these elderly trying to fly on brooms chasing quidditch balls around. As we looked closer to our surprise we saw Alice Fischer looking ninety. Tisk tisk has she let herself go lately. Speaking of letting themselves go have we seen the Headmistress in the stands? She needs to take a trip to see the new Potions Master to do something about that near death look she has going on. Funny how he looks like one of the younger ones of the school and has the perfect potion for the students to learn. Not to mention how shifty he was collecting potions ingredients out on the grounds while looking like he was about to make a run for it. Be careful, people will think you're.......up..........to something.

With some of the professors becoming as old as the students it’s scary what might happen and it seems that the horror of everything has been heard coming from the Board of Governors. Will they close down the school? Maybe they should make this a money making opportunity and charge these concerned parents for the newly founded Hogwarts Nursing Home of Underaging Wizards.

Vali