Why do they say girls go to the bathroom in flocks when clearly it’s the boys in this school needing each other for moral support? The corridors and pressed ears against doors have told us a few things about the males around here: they are hair freaks, cry babies, and groupies in the bathroom. What has happened to the males of the school? Did someone take their male card along time ago and they haven’t found a way to get it back?

Did you hear the whimpering coming from the sixth floor loo? Seems like Moaning Myrtle has found a new boo hoo bathroom buddy in Prefect Theo Kinsley. Still crying over a broken heart, eh there Theo? Head Hair Boy Summers and Prefect Nigel were also spotted running into the bathroom to..comfort? Can't be too sure because all that was heard through the door was shouting and grumbling.

Seemed like Theo did not want them there at all though. I believe jealousy is involved here. Jealous of Alec’s nice hair and longtime girlfriend. Rumor is this Slytherin was making eyes at Ella back in their early years. Then there is Nigel and his blossoming relationship with fellow Claw Blue. Don't worry, Theo, we are sure if you keep crying in the loo Myrtle will take a liking to you.

Ladies what is going on with your guys of Hogwarts? Are they more girly girl than you are? It’s time to either make them man up or accept it and buy them some hair spray and call it a day.

Loki