Aren't Slytherin's supposed to be shrewd and cunning by nature? Or even just a little subtle? Well, it seems like Genie Vanacutt and Caleb and Sophie Newell missed the memo. At the opening Slytherin party, the three were seen engaging in an all out fight that ended up with Caleb Newell getting punched in the nose by Ms. Vanacutt. It seems like no one will be dreaming of Genie any time soon.

In fact, the fighting got so terrible that Head of House, Healer Tillstorm, had to step in. Oh prefects, oh prefects. Where were you prefects? Isn't that Theo Kinsley, Cassia Somerlad and West Odessa's job to deal with student-student relations? Apparently not. Then again, if we had faces as pretty as theirs, we wouldn't want to end up on the receiving end of Genie's anger either. And we saw you, Mr. Kinsley, laughing at the whole fight. That isn't very prefectly, now is it, darling?

To top it all off, it seems like Healer Tillstorm set up Genie and Caleb on a little let's-be-friend's date. Now, now, dearies, we didn't know our Healer had such a romantic heart. Nothing says love like a punch to the face.

This is turning out to be quite a delicious little chain of events, lovelies. Keep your eyes and ears open for what happens next. We know we'll be doing the same.

Lofn