Move over Professor Fuller! There seems to be some new eye candy in the halls these days.

With three new male professors and a groundskeeper, which will the Hogwart girls be swooning over first? Our guess is it won’t be the groundskeeper. Rumor has it he can’t fit through small places and he eat children in his cheerio’s for breakfast with honey drizzled over it. Don’t be surprised if there are more girls taking interest over animals this year. It’s not the cute Nifflers they are there to see. If anyone got a look up at the staff table during the feast, they wouldn’t be blind not to notice the new Care of Magical Creatures professor, Professor Thompson. This seems to be the new reason to be interested in creatures this term. Hey, the professor is one hot creature himself!

But what about the other new professors? Will they live up to their expected positions? Can Alexa Cambridge still hold onto her starry eyed look in History of Magic or will Professor McCormack not live up to Professor Vinteren greatness? Will Professor Culloden live up to Professor Lafay’s terrifying legacy? Only time will tell dear ones only time will tell.

Don’t worry older staff members we haven’t forgotten about you! Speaking of whack jobs, did anyone else notice Professor Flamsteed and his no suits entrance to the feast? If that wasn’t odd enough, he also brought in what looked to be a fish. Rumor is that this fish is none other than Professor Dursley, former History of Magic professor. Is this the reason for his sudden departure from the school? Did a certain Transfiguration professor possibly get mad at him and turn him into a fish. We may never know.

We also know that Healer Tillstorm had to have threatened her way into the Head of House this year. She might want to remember her healing duties though and go check on Librarian, Mr. Kitridge. He was spotted near the beach tree kicking books into the lake. Is it his way of trying to buy new ones or has he gone off the deep end and started damaging school property? This isn’t the only time our friends have caught him acting oddly. If anyone was near the library recently you would have heard something not so quiet when he was scaring poor little first and second years. Sounds like someone is throwing a hissy fit over something to me.

Just how is this school still operational?!

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