Hello duckies. Did you miss us? You didn't all think that we wouldn't get around to some delicious gossip this term, did you? Especially with our Slytherin boys running around wild. Tsk, tsk.

West Odessa, who was known at the beginning of the term as quite the heartthrob among his peers, is now taken by Hufflepuff cutie Bliss Ryans. We all saw this coming, didn't we dearies? After all, after the two had been canoodling at the maze it would have been amiss if Mr. Odessa didn't make her his girlfriend. Although, we were rather surprised that he didn't get snatched up by Kat Hudson. We see all, Mr. Odessa.

And now his best mate, Theo Kinsley, is also becoming quite the ladies man. He was seen kissing Isadora Miroslava lip gloss and all down at the Aquarium. What is it about these Slytherin boys that has the female population going gaga? We here at the Aparecium would like to know.

Personally, we have a hunch it has to do with the pack leader, Captain Dylan Montmorency. Its no secret that he's got quite the following of female fans. All of his female teammates seem to have a case of Dylan fever, which we thought was just a Ravenclaw disease, but it seems to be jumping houses. Its no wonder that his younger followers have been a smash with the ladies.

Even non-Qudditch players like Christopher Stylinson- who recently broke up with his girlfriend Minnie- and Mordred Mordaunt seem to catch all of the ladies attention. Especially Mr. Mordaunt. All of the ladies seem to flock to him.

So you have been warned, Hogwarts ladies. Be careful or the snakes might just slither into your heart.

Eir