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FireboltAvis88 · 02-27-2013, 04:50 AM

93. CHICKEN

"Hey Alex have you heard the joke about why the chicken crossed the road?" Alyssa asked her eldest brother.

"To get to the other side?"

"Oh so you've heard that one. Okay...how about the question? Which comes first, the chicken or the egg?"

"Yep and I don't know the answer to that one."

"Okay...so how about why don't chickens play sports?"

"Because they hit fowl balls." Alex replied.

"Seriously what chicken joke or question haven't you heard?"

"Seriously what's with all the chicken questions?"

"Because this drabble is about chickens which means I have to talk about them."

02-27-2013, 04:50 AM	#93 (permalink)
FireboltAvis88 Banned Kappa Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Calif., USA Posts: 14,643 Hogwarts RPG Name: Cristoffer Daniel Strand Sixth Year x12 x12	There's some good in this world and it's worth fighting for\| LOTR\|Whovian\|Sherlock Fan 93. CHICKEN "Hey Alex have you heard the joke about why the chicken crossed the road?" Alyssa asked her eldest brother. "To get to the other side?" "Oh so you've heard that one. Okay...how about the question? Which comes first, the chicken or the egg?" "Yep and I don't know the answer to that one." "Okay...so how about why don't chickens play sports?" "Because they hit fowl balls." Alex replied. "Seriously what chicken joke or question haven't you heard?" "Seriously what's with all the chicken questions?" "Because this drabble is about chickens which means I have to talk about them."