It seems that old is the operative word being thrown around campus this term by one Marion Burbage. She has been seen in her classes taking away a vast number of points for the use of that one word. A little touchy about the subject there, Professor?

Not to worry, though. You can always lie about your age. Vindictus has been for years. Come on Vindy, no one believes you are that young anymore. Everyone sees the wrinkles.

However, we are sad to report that a little love connection is not in the works for Burbage and Vindictus because Burbage is quite fond of Hufflepuff, Elijah Wilde. He's a little young for Burbage, don't you think? Then again, she's too young for Sir Isaac Newton. No matter what Gryffindor Penelope Greenwell says.

Until next time, dears, keep your heads down and your ears up.

Eir