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She felt sad so her eyes changed colour from wombat-fur brown to billywig blue in seconds. It was so tragic! Flobberworms didn’t deserve to die! She would not be party to flobberworm fritters for school dinners, and nobody else was standing up for the humble brown worm.
She’d transferred from Australia, which made her very unique from everyone else, and her name was Australia, just to drive that point home.
Australia stood on the Gryffindor table to make her announcement.
“G’day mates.” Because she was Australian. “Let’s boycott flobberworm fritters!”
They ignored her and the plates of fritters remained untouched.
for Australians. The real ones. I secretly love you all.
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