Haha. don't we all!

Snape learnt a very valuable lesson there! Never ever pair Hermione and Secret together!

This made me crack up!!![/QUOTE]
Haha, glad it did!

You and everyone else it seems! I'm having good fun keeping you lot on edge!

'Secret! SECRET!'
'What is 'mione?' asked Secret, removing her headphone, cross because Hermione had made her pause her music.
'He may be your father, but somehow I don't think Snape will accept the lyrics to -' Hermione peered at her parchment '- Living On A Prayer.'
Secret looked down at her homework and saw she had been indeed writing the lyrics down subconsciously. Cursing under her breath, she waved her wand and the ink siphoned off and back into her ink bottle.
'Dam you Bon Jovi, for making such awesome music.' she thought.
'Could of been worse.' she said with a grin. 'Might of been "Perfect Weapon" eh? That would of been a laugh to hand in.'
'I'm not sure Snape has ever heard of the Black Veil Brides.' said Harry, rolling his eyes.
'Should of, the amount of times I blast it out my speakers. He calls it rubbish muggle music.'
She picked her quill up again and stared to finish her essay.

Soon, Hallowe'en was upon them. She was sitting at the table with Fred and George, when Quirrell ran in.
'Troll! In the Dungeons!' he yelled.
The whole hall went silent.
'Thought you ought to know.'
He crumpled to the floor. The hall erupted into screams and yells.
'SECRET!'
Fred had grabbed the first-year, holding her close to him.
'Oi, Fred! C'mon!'
George grabbed his twin and the three ran out the hall, heading to the dormitory.
'Hermione!'
Secret broke away and ran towards the girls bathrooms, Fred and George yelling after her. She ducked into the room and grabbed Hermione. But then a large thing slouched slowly in, suffocating the two in it's foul oder. Both screamed so loud Secret though the windows would smash. It was a this point Secret, fumbling for her wand, grabbed it and pointed it at the troll. It bogeys grew and sprouted wings, and started to attack the troll. Harry and Ron burst in, and after a wand up the nose and a flying club, it lay on the floor, bogeys round it.
'Holy Flying Saucers.' said Secret.
'Is it - dead?" asked Hermione.
'No just knocked out, I think.' said Harry.
He pulled his wand from the troll's nose.
'Ugh, troll boogies.'
He wiped it on the trolls trousers. Secret was still shaking slightly. A loud crash made them look up as McGonagall burst in, followed by Snape, with Quirrell brining up the rear. The latter took one look at the troll, and whimpered, sitting down on a toilet.
'Secret Snape!'
Snape had run forward and was inspecting Secret for any injuries.
'Daddy, I'm fine!' she protested.
'What were you three thinking!' barked McGonagall.
There was silence. Then a small voice came out the shadows.
'Please Professor, they were looking for me.'
'Miss Granger!'
Hermione stepped forward.
'I - I had gone looking for it, because I thought I could tackle it. If they hadn't found me I'd be dead by now. Secret cast the Bat Bogey Hex on it, Harry stuck his wands up it's nose and Ron knocked it out with it's own club. They didn't have time to fetch anyone. It was about to finnish me of when they arrived.'
Secret's jaw almost dropped. Hermione, tell a downright lie to a teacher? It was as if Snape had started handing out sweets.
'Well then... Miss Granger, how could you be so foolish? Five points form Gryffindor. Now, back to your common room, students are finishing the feast there.'
Hermione scampered and McGonagall turned to them.
'Well, I still say you were lucky, but not many first years could of taken on a full grown mountain troll. You all get five points and Professor Dumbledore will be informed. Go.'
They left and headed back up.

There are somethings you can't share and not end up being friends and knocking out a five foot mountain troll in one of them.

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