 Dude. The Pensevies aint got nothing on you. Aslan is the God
Headmaster
Before Hogwarts. When Amy was a naughty little littlie
"No, I’m better at playing Mr Eshelby!" Amy cried, prodding Lydia sharply
"No, I am!" Lydia wailed back
"No, no cuz look" Amy nodded excitedly "I’m Mr Eshelby and I have a huge head, and a fat bottom and I wear trousers like Simon Cowell and think I’m cool and if you don’t listen to me I’ll phone your mother and put you into isolation!" Amy mocked crowingly.
"That was good. Wasn’t it Lydia...Lydia? Wasn’t I the best. I was right? I was, I-"
"Trousers like Simon Cowell Miss Samson?" Came the voice from behind her
And then Amy scarpered into the girls toilets |