September 6th 2073
Dear Lissy Mae,

There are dragons in China? I thought those creatures were only in like Australia with the kangeroo’s and dingoes. Plus, I don’t think they’d burn you to eat youanyways, something tells me that humans don’t taste amazingly good like marshmallows. They’d just burn you for fun! Anyways I’m glad you remember me even though you do seem a bit insane.

No sugar next time for you! (At least until you realize that laughing at random, will get you funny looks). Oh, and replying back to random letter’s from random people will get you killed. At least that’s what my Defence Against the Dark Arts professor says. He also says that rubber bands and pumpkin juice can get you killed too so I’m not sure how reliable he is! You have an older brother? That’s so cool! I am really the only boy in my family, I have two older sisters Rebekka and Rokhsar but they weren’t around when I was growing up.

Dandy lions? Er- sorry, I’m not sure what those are. Are they lions who are extremely happy? (Not sure we have dandy lions in Russia, too scared to ask really). Yes! The Prophet in London! I was staying with my cousin due to certain circumstances out of both of our control. Evil as in not quite the level of a dark wizard but just above the level of a Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor who likes to randomly attack kids.

Classes are crazy! I’m taking Ancient Runes this year and within the first ten minutes I was lost. I sort of understand it now but my brain still has that exploding feeling whenever I enter the class. But my favourite class is DADA (I talked about it forever in this letter didn’t I) so I’m doing really good in it, what’s yours?

P.S. He may not have been giving me a funny look after all, I think he just has a funny looking face.

P.S.S. Don’t write back when you are late for class again! I don’t want you to get in trouble.

P.S.S.S I’m glad you wrote back!!

Always unnormal
-Eli